How boring would this world be if EVERYTHING was politically correct?
2007-09-27 12:02:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT..
Don't call that schlub "a fatty," for it's simply not allowed; He's now "physic'lly expansive" or "nutrition'lly endowed;" That clod repeating Std.2 He's not a knucklehead; "Scholastic'lly persistent" is the phrase to use instead; Don't talk of "dwarfs" or "midgets" both are terms you should revise; Today they're known as "persons of a nonexcessive size;" You'll find you're not offending any group or race or sect As long as what you're saying is Politic'lly Correct. The U.S. has no "indians". In case you haven't heard, "Indigenous Americans" is now the term preferred; Don't call that drifter "homeless", that's the no-no of the year; He's "a worker in transition" or "an urban pioneer." Don't call that guy in women's clothes a weirdo or a freak; He's "a fashion nonconformist with a life-style that's unique." No lack of sensitivity will anyone detect. As long as ev'ry comment is Politic'lly Correct. To psychopathic killers nicer labels we're now giving; They're "gentlemen who specialize in termenating living;" As for all those scuzzy pushers hooking kids throughout the land, They're now "Inner-city merchants with a product in demand;" So make certain that you're careful with the words that you select And we guarantee you'll always be Politic'lly Correct.
2007-09-27 12:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by **lil princess** 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing correct about political "correctness".
It's liberals trying to force their form of CENSORSHIP down everyone's throats.
(this is why I'm a •MODERATE•)
I'm my own person & pride myself on not being PC.
Once you go PC, you've given up having your own opinions & now only say what a good lil' zombie is told to.
The OLD ways are DEAD & you need people around you who concur.
That means hanging out more with the creative people, the freaks & REAL visionaries, than you're already doing.
Think more about what their needs are & respond accordingly.
Avoid the dullards;
avoid people who play it safe.
They can't help you anymore.
Their stability model no longer offers stability.
They're extinct, they're extinction.
2007-09-27 12:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by JERSEY BOY ♠♥♦♣ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just look on here to see how many people have no sense of humor. That's why we need to be so PC, everyone gets offended at the drop of a hat.
2007-09-27 12:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because so many people are sensitive & will get offended if you say the wrong thing. The worst was when they took the Christmas tree and renamed it the Holiday tree. Absurd...
2007-09-27 19:55:25 · answer #4 · answered by Jay (cynical) 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I concur. It has been mentioned to me before that political correctness will be the downfall of the U.S.A.
2007-09-27 12:10:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
PC is a great tool for anyone wanting to help turn this world around. We should welcome the opportunity for pc.
2007-09-27 12:09:01 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I'm never politically correct........mabey that's why I embarrass so many people, Thanks for enlightening me
2007-09-27 12:09:52 · answer #7 · answered by Excuse me Mr. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It doesn't
2007-09-27 12:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Etheria ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋