whats the most diplomatic way to tell my wife im leaving her for her mother?

Answer 1

Hmmm, interesting question, how about you just leave them both for someone else (*me*) lol

Answer 2

Ok I'm sorry but this 1 I'm gunna play with cause its to funny not to even if your serious.

Sit her down with her mother beside you and say , "Sweetheart I'm so sorry but I dont love you anymore I am in love with your mom and am hoping she's a far better lover then you or at least try to figure out where the genetics went so wrong cause she's an animal in bed and well , your not ".

Your a whacko ya know that dontcha but hey ya gave me a laugh I'd give ya 10 points if it worked that way lmao.

Answer 3

Maury Povich

Answer 4

Hope she takes everything from you in court. You deserve to lose everything! And if her mother would actually DO that to her own daughter, then you two deserve each other.

But you'll be ruining a relationship between a mother and daughter and, if you have children, you're going to scar them for life and they'll never be the same and will probably hate you the rest of your forsaken life.

Hope you get what you deserve, loose everything worth losing, and sit on your fat, old *** twenty years later, alone and decrept, wondering what the hell happened.

And if you do wind up with everything you've ever wanted, better hope you live forever cuz hell is going to be your worst nightmare.

Good luck!

You're gunna need it. >:(

Answer 5

Just tell her the truth. It should sound something like this:

"Honey, I regret to inform you that you married an assshole. And your momma is a whore. Sorry. But you'll be better off without either of us in your life."

EDIT: I just had a better idea.... do what anyone in your position does.... take your wife and mother to the Jerry Springer show and tell her there!!!!

Answer 6

Whoa. Okay. Of course, I would need some full details on that , like how did that happen and what happened, but all in all it happened and I'm sorry you got in the middle of it.

Why don't you start off by connecting deep inside yourself and asking the questions, who do you really love? Trace back your history of how you met your girfriend, what happened next to desire her mother and what led her mother to have the relationship with you. Perhaps on this one, you should seek additional counseling before you go and tell since it might carry additional responsibilities.

However, if you HAVE to MUST tell, please do so with a kind heart, and have it only come from a truthful sincere place.

Good luck
alison

Answer 7

Are you kidding? No matter what way you tell her, I hope she kicks your butt for it. Why would you of went to all that trouble to marry her if you're gonna leave her for her mother. It's bad enough to get cheated on, but with family and her mother. That's sick! Your poor wife I hope this is a joke!

Answer 8

Is this for real? There is no diplomatic way! But obviously she'll be better off without you!

Thanks for the points though! :-)

Answer 9

I went to high school with a girl whose grandmother was married to her father. Seemed bizarre to me but . . .

I think that in their situation, her father and grandmother got to know each other long after her parents were divorced so it wasn't so hurtful to her.

I honestly don't see any good coming from this. This will forever tear your wife and her mother apart. It will ruin their family. If you care about either of them you will think long and hard about the consequences of your actions.

Answer 10

There isn't a diplomatic way of doing it. You just tell her and wait for the explosion.

Answer 11

The Jerry Springer Show seems to work well for some people.