For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to raise the child. He would also provide child
support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card and write
"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain later." he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce."
2007-09-27 10:48:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lol that was a great one and very funy, thank you very much for sharing. here is a star for you *
2007-09-27 12:48:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Priceless!
2007-09-27 17:53:02 · answer #2 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa! the lady had 5 kids, 3 boys and 2 girls!! that guy had to pay a ton of money, I feel sorry for him.
2007-09-27 17:53:05 · answer #3 · answered by laxtothemax94 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I have changed my definition of spaghetti.
2007-09-28 09:04:26 · answer #4 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell NO! That's too funny! LMAO! He should have taken the pasta out before it was done!
2007-09-27 17:53:17 · answer #5 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-09-27 17:52:00 · answer #6 · answered by Georgie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's one of the best yet!
2007-09-27 17:51:42 · answer #7 · answered by septicalfrogs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2007-09-27 17:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA
2007-09-27 17:53:23 · answer #9 · answered by elliebear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
muah ha ha ha aha hhahahhahahhhhhhhh
2007-09-27 17:51:08 · answer #10 · answered by glitterdiva 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋