2007-09-27 10:14:02 · 38 answers · asked by tulip 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ask him if hes lost and needs directions
2007-09-27 10:17:43 · answer #1 · answered by not me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
(1) I would run like the four winds, and hurl myself through the door of my house, upon which, I would tightly close all the doors and windows so that it could not claw its way in to eat the big juicy stake Ive cooked I would then (2) Make very loud kitty cat noises and ensnare the beasty into next doors garden to let it munch on its scawling ten cats as I (3) Call Ken at my local Chinese and tell him I have a fully grown male lion to sell him complete with intact wedding tackle (4) I would then erase all evidence of the said afore mentioned transaction between Ken and myself, call the newspapers and claim a grand on the whole story, entiteled ' Wild beast eats everything in it's path ' (5) I would then sell the film rights to Steven Spielberg for a blockbuster Hollywood movie (6) I would then write a book about my daring escape from the jaws of death...with the wild beasty (7) I would then publish a recipe book entiteled ' COOKING WITH LIONS ! ' (8) and finally if it was found out I had lied to the press then I would claim insanity at court saying the encounter with the ferocious beast drove me to do those things.!........Hows that.!
2007-09-27 10:42:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would knock the lion out.Then take the lion to the zoo.Just like Samson.
2007-09-27 10:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course I'd take video of it and sell it to the highest bidding news agency...
Wait, is this cowardly lion we're talking about?
2007-09-27 10:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably run faster than I have in thirty years to get out the way - maybe even turn into a hurdler!
2007-09-27 10:20:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
theres a white one in the middle of my street..
2007-09-27 10:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by smithzer luvs bowie :) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will take a picture in a far distance of-course by using zoom lence
2007-10-01 20:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask it to lay an egg, so I might tell if it was a real lion
2007-09-27 10:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by Eddie D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd put down the pipe and the bottle of tequila.
2007-09-27 10:21:23 · answer #9 · answered by kenrayf 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grab a witch and a wardrobe and run outside.
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2007-09-27 10:19:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him do you fancy a beer and a lion bar lol....
2007-09-27 10:20:24 · answer #11 · answered by Deb S 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋