Why do dead people vote so overwhelmingly Democrat?

Question

Chicago, Ill. (CNSNews.com) - Leaving nothing to chance, Chicago area Democratic Party precinct captains were out in full force early Tuesday morning, canvassing Cook County cemeteries, morgues and mausoleums in a concerted voter turnout effort.

The dead have always been a critical factor in Chicago political calculus, and this year appears to be no exception.

The last-minute appeal seems to have energized the demised, as Cook County voter registration Monday exceeded 7 million - an impressive 237% of the adult population
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Answer 1

To liberals, rules and wrong doings only matter if it provides leaverage against an opposing ideology.

The same people who wanted Packwood, tarred and feathered for years of sexual harassment, are the same people who dismissed, even worse behavior by a fellow socialist- Billy.

The people who condemned Nixon for abuse of power are the same people who helped the Clinton's escape punishment for their dozens and dozens of crimes and scandals.

Sen Byrd and David Duke are both former Ku Klux Klan leaders, who renounce their evil pasts but only Sen Byrd is forgiven for past wrongdoing, by liberals.

Democrats made horrible lies to attempt to steal the 2000 election for Gore, when they failed, they claimed their opponents were guilty of doing what they tried to do.

The problem with liberals, they are so arrogant, such elitists and so emotionally based, they do BAD things, but see no wrong if the deed was spirited to benefit a socialist cause- liberals are devoid of objectivity, completely.

Answer 2

For the youngsters who think history began in the 1980's, or, God forbid, even the 1990's, Darkwolf is right, and it's an open secret that the dead in Chicago made the difference in the national election that put Kennedy in the White House. The allusion to the Kennedy-Daley jobs program was not accidental.

Answer 3

Exit polls!

voter registration

absentee ballots

all are known to reflect skewed results in 2004 with advantage to Bush. the number of votes involved is outlandish.

Answer 4

The premise of your question is flawed. But, if it gives you any consolation, registered GOP voters are dying off a lot faster than registered Democrats.

Answer 5

Democrats want Illegal Aliens to flood the U.S.A.
Illegals will vote Democrat.
Democrats want Illegals to be able to get drivers licenses without having to prove citizenship.
Democrats want "motor voter" registration. Democrats want it to be illegal to check I.D.s of voters when they show up at the polls.
It is just part of the vote fraud that has been perpetrated against America for decades.
It is typical for Democrats to do something illegal or fraudulent and then blame Republicans for doing it.
Nothing new going on HERE!

Answer 6

Best of Burge - Dems Rally Dead Voters
By David Burge
CNS Satire
December 15, 2000

(Editor's Note: This Best of Burge piece was originally published by CNSNews.com on Election Day, 1998.)

Notice the SATIRE part?
Notice the date?

Answer 7

to be fair, this satire is based on actual election corruption in Chicago.

"Vote Early, Vote Often" is commonly heard here.

Answer 8

The dead do not ask for much. And that is what the dems love so when they say they do not want to beholden to anyone the dead are who they mean.


What a bunch of losers to have the dead vote. You libs should be ashamed. But I know you are not. After all you have NO morals.

Answer 9

hahaha, that's how Willie Brown was elected in SF - Chicago's Democrats aren't the only ones who depend on the votes of the dead

Answer 10

Hey, its chicago even dead Capone gets to vote for mayor daily.