Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Q. I married Miss Right.
A. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
2007-09-27 09:26:13 · 16 answers · asked by Roxy. 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
You got it Roxy, can always count on you for a chuckle ;0]
(have a star)
2007-09-27 10:22:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cute but you should change the first one to a 30 year old man and a 30 year old woman. No women I know that's 40 dreams of having children. Of course, that's just the women I know.
2007-09-27 16:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by nanaimosummer 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the chuckle, Roxy! And to William....you recently posted a question about the way people ask and answer questions, yet you just answered this one kind of coldly. Appreciate good humor wherever you can find it and in the way it was offered. It will make your day much better!
2007-09-27 17:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roxy, today is one of those days I needed a laugh, and you gave me one..thanks...very funny, very cute. unfortunately, funny because they are true. Peace, Phil
And folks, get a life...there is room here for laughs and reality...too much of either is tedious...we have a good mix, so stop with the "should be in.." crap. WE do not need more police in this section..we have, obviously, enough of that.
2007-09-27 19:52:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant Roxy, cheered me up no end!! have a star
2007-09-27 19:51:27 · answer #5 · answered by Croeso 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it.
William B needs to lighten up a bit.
We do our thing on this site.
2007-09-27 16:40:37 · answer #6 · answered by dragon 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There you go Roxy...a star.
My first laugh of the day.
2007-09-27 16:44:34 · answer #7 · answered by Susie Q 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
That`s fun..thanx
2007-09-27 22:28:17 · answer #8 · answered by mzell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know some of us old farts are miserable but should you not be displaying your talents in the Jokes section?
2007-09-27 19:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by Terry G 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahaha at the second one, probably what my bf will say baout me.
2007-09-27 17:22:17 · answer #10 · answered by nonoodles74 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋