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MY PARENTS TRIED 2 MAKE ME BUY CLOTHES THERE & I HAD A TANTRUM
(DAT WUZ A LONG TIM AGO)

HERES SUM WALMART IDEAS 2 BRIGHTEN UR EXPERIENCE:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION - Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No! No! It's those voices again!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while, and then yell loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

2007-09-27 09:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Well, not really me but....

My mom always (I mean always) get gas when she goes to Walmart, so she spends the entire time running away from people. And one time she had gas, and was in the medicine isle looking for Gas-X and she couldn't find it. She kept looking and looking and another woman came into the isle. The woman walked by and said "Ewww...." At that exact moment my mom found the Gas-X, but didn't dare to grab it because she felt so embarrassed! (she is describe as silent death by the way)

Lol, the worst Walmart experience I've ever heard of, for sure!

Nice question, I give you a star for creativity.

2007-09-27 09:30:43 · answer #2 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 1 0

I live in Chicago and places like Walmart are rare so when people go out for that bargain, be prepared to go into a war zone.

No matter what kind of mood you're in after fighting the battle, you'll be in a worse mood.

2007-09-27 09:17:54 · answer #3 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 0 0

The worst experience I ever had was when I could get no help,and when I asked for it,they gave me attitude!They are rarely pleasant in that store.

2007-09-27 09:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Those damn hired out floor cleaner guys. They are always there with there loud stank a_ _ scrubbers.One guy would just follow behind me and when I would stop...so would he.He did for three isles.So i Switched up my direction and met him head to head the next isle...the scurve blasted right into my cart.I looked at him and he just gave me a goofy toothless smile and passed me by. So I raced over to the next isle and accidentally dropped a jar of tomato sauce...oops...take that jackhole.

2007-09-27 09:21:26 · answer #5 · answered by Duckmeyer 3 · 2 0

Hmmm. . .I have never had a bad experience at Wal-Mart. I used to go play Hide N Seek at the 24 hr Wal-Mart.

2007-09-27 09:17:21 · answer #6 · answered by Rosie aka Rosie 6 · 0 0

My son who was maybe 5 years old stood in front of a woman in the toy isle and she got angry at him. For pete sake! I was so livid, I left. I always have bad experiences at Wal-mart. I hate shoipping there, and I would rather pay more than walk through their doors! Whew ~ I had a lot of pent up Wal-Mart agression there - thanks for letting me vent!!!!!

2007-09-27 09:19:41 · answer #7 · answered by ઈтєlly 7 · 5 0

While shopping a little boy was around a mirror(the ones they have up to try on things) it fell on him and I'm sad to say it killed him on impact. He was only 3yrs old:(

2007-09-27 10:07:11 · answer #8 · answered by Colts girl 6 · 0 0

was harassed by some other customers. they were white trash and my frienbds almost got into a fight with them.

2007-09-27 09:17:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

? Line was too long, waited for a while

2007-09-27 09:16:52 · answer #10 · answered by If the mask fits... 5 · 0 0

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