2007-09-27 09:08:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
eat hair pie.
2007-09-27 11:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Avoid competition and aggression at all costs! These will only stimulate the production of testosterone. But really, testosterone poisoning, as I'm sure you know, is a joke more than anything else.
According to Wikipedia (not always the best source, but an easy one), testosterone doesn't cause aggression but is caused by it. So, what then, does testosterone do? It enhances libido, energy, immune function, and protects against osteoporosis. And on average, an adult human male body produces about eight to ten times more testosterone than an adult female body. Ya lucky bastards. Maybe the answer should be, "Enjoy it."
Edit:
Oh dear! I just found this,
"Adverse effects Exogenous testosterone supplementation comes with a number of health risks. Fluoxymesterone and methyltestosterone are synthetic derivatives of testosterone. In 2006 it was reported that women taking Estratest, a combination pill including estrogen and methyltestosterone, were at considerably heightened risk of breast cancer.[citation needed]"
maybe you should seek help after all.
2007-09-27 09:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Terra Nova R 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
DO:
play sports
go jogging
go to a monster truck rally
listen to rap or heavy metal
have some lovin'
DON'T:
watch a Meg Ryan movie
talk on the phone for hours with your girl
go shopping with your girl
offer to babysit your neighbor's triplets
Don't worry - if the condition becomes permanent, you can always try prescription drugs. I'm sure some of the ladies here can recommend a cure for the "problem".
2007-09-27 13:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by Junie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a manicure, pedicure, go to a hairdresser and change your hair color to pink. These would definitely make you appear feminine..lol
2007-10-01 03:01:36 · answer #4 · answered by Ruth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
attend womyn's studies - by the end of it, you'll hate yourself so much, you'll pull the testosterone factories off using sheer brute force (or maybe one of the womyn will help) and hey-presto - problem solved.
2007-09-28 06:10:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Take two estrogen pills and call me in the morning.
2007-09-27 09:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by Zombie: Rebel Without a Pulse 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Good luck with your hair falling out.
You're starting to get funny! This is a good change! =;o)
2007-09-27 09:23:06 · answer #7 · answered by Rainbow 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Beer! Oh wait...
Kahlua! That'll make ya feminine. HAHA
2007-09-27 09:11:29 · answer #8 · answered by Done 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
you can try it agian if you want too its going to be hard for you i think you can figeritout ok i know its goinng to be hard for you
2007-09-27 10:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by Tonya O 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop taking the steroids. lol
2007-09-27 09:31:05 · answer #10 · answered by beattyb 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋