2007-09-27 08:55:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I hope I can share ur sadness...
I have this long story joke.... it's funny at the end... might make u feel better for few sec :)
A husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground .
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, thinks I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence..."
*If that still does not make you feel better... u can check this video i come across while surfing... very funny
:-D
http://somethingtolaugh.blogspot.com/
2007-09-28 15:51:51 · answer #1 · answered by Alexiolim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm feeling sad too.
I just want to go home, curl up with a good book and forget today ever happened.
Hey, tomorrow's Friday!
2007-09-27 09:00:24 · answer #2 · answered by Not quite perfect 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Someone once hit Geraldo Rivera in the face with a chair, causing aesthetic damage.
If it happened once, it could happen again.
Now, feel better?
2007-09-27 08:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry sweetums I can't help you, I'm feeling a little blue myself.
2007-09-27 08:58:40 · answer #4 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The winds of change may blow around you, but there will always be a sun.
2007-09-27 08:58:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi hun, cheer up babe, sending you best wishes from Malta and l plucked a * outta the sky to send to you!!!
2007-09-27 09:00:18 · answer #6 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we are here for you
and we all love you =)
feel free to share with us your problems and alleviate your troubles
2007-09-27 08:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by Sultan Cartman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tori is a pretty name. :)
Sorry I couldn't think of anything better.
2007-09-27 08:59:12 · answer #8 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋