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"My wife is expecting me back in a couple of hours..."

2007-09-27 08:40:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

*Here are plenty!*
Your sister is nicer.
Your sister does it better.
You are a better kisser than your sister.
Is that acne?
I've seen you before, in my dreams.[it's sooo lame!](not romantic)!
I like your body.
Did you get your body from your momma?
Let's go buy you some chapstick
I have 1 testicle
I have 3 testicles
I'm a virgin[it's a first date!]
Nice oranges.
Your feet are huge.
My girlfriend wants me back in an hour.
Mom is expecting me back for dinner.
I live with mom/dad still[don't really care where you live on the first date!]
I don't have the money to pay for this, can you get it?
Nice @$$.
~Just remember that it's a first date, and sexual things don't go very far~ Hope I helped you! Sorry if I didn't! <333*

-*sHoRtI

2007-09-27 15:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Lynn 2 · 0 0

You have more taste and class than my ex.

I want to be in a relationships, but restraining orders and anger management get in the way.

I am into couples...

2007-09-27 15:41:35 · answer #3 · answered by ~*LilDebbie=BigDeborah*~ 6 · 0 0

Geez, I thought you would've at least dressed a little better for our first date.

2007-09-27 15:42:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hey Baby,,wanna get naked in the back seat of my car

2007-09-27 15:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 3 0

I Love You.

2007-09-27 15:40:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Hi nice to meet you, oh by the way, my wife/husband is coming with us...

2007-09-27 15:41:20 · answer #7 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 3 0

is this date ever going to end?

2007-09-27 15:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

wow that was a long bike ride,my legs are killing me!

2007-09-27 15:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by Equal Animal 5 · 0 0

Is one suppose to be bigger then the other?

2007-09-27 15:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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