What do you think would happen if Girls ruled the world and all men were turned into snails?

Question

I read it somewhere so thought i'd ask

Answer 1

snail poison would be priceless

Answer 2

I don't think the man-snails would survive very long. Snails are hard to see when your busy shopping in your stilettos!
I can't honestly think of any good use for a snail, never mind a man-snail, for us to exploit them, all they do is eat leaves isn't it? Unless there's an anti aging property to snail 'sludge'!
God how boring life would be without men?! They talk a lot of sense you know!

Answer 3

The world would become so boring because there would be no men to distract and interact with us. Also, the wold would become a better place because women do not start wars as men do.

Answer 4

Well either we'd become extinct because there is nobody to procreate with or we'd have to rob a sperm bank to keep the population going, but it seems over time we'd run out. So maybe the human race would just perish.

Answer 5

Snail stomping would be an international pastime.

Answer 6

That would be a lot of snails. I guess we'd be a land of escargot eating lesbians.

Answer 7

We'd be eating a lot of escargot! (I hope snails aren't an aphrodisiac other wise we're in trouble! )

Answer 8

We would have snail-men children.

Answer 9

Can't they be frogs? That way, if we see one that's hubby material, we can just give em a kiss and *poof* ... he's ready for some lovin'. :P

Answer 10

There probably wouldn't be so many yeast infections.