give me back my pants!
2007-09-27 06:59:53
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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While having a pee in the pub toilets last weekend I told a stranger that I don't like the toilets, He asked why and I replied "it's where all the dicks hang out"
2007-09-27 14:02:31
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answer #2
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answered by measiam 6
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So we went to old country buffet to eat and somone puked all over the bathroom, i walked out and saw a guy that had a similar looking polo shirt on to the workers and told him that it needed to be cleaned. hes like I odnt work here! I was SO embarressed we left right after that!
2007-09-27 14:00:47
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answer #3
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answered by kaytee3212 6
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By accident "ohh look at that lovely security tag!" ( was in asda`s (walmart for American`s) where they had installed new high tech tags on plasma TV`s. The guy walking in front of me turned around really flustered and shyed away. I went beet red & my hubby looked offended!?! Just happened today :\
2007-09-27 14:04:17
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answer #4
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answered by Anonymous
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Will you hold this smiley face pillow up to your head so i can take a picture? Yes, i did say this because i am a scrapbooker, the pillows name is mr, smiley (yes i know it IS very original)
2007-09-27 14:00:58
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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I was sitting at the light one day and a man pulled up in a Dodge Ram and I just couldnt resist I said "Does that thing have a hemi in it?!"
2007-09-27 13:59:22
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answer #6
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answered by ? 3
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'Would you like to touch my hot Italian sausage?'
This was done while being pushed in a Wal-Mart wheelchair around the store, with a big bra hanging off the basket in front...and also throwing pork products into people's carts and also spraying a few with perfume...
2007-09-27 14:00:56
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answer #7
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answered by serenity113001 6
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Nice shirt, do they sell men's clothes where you bought that shirt? I was talking to a guy wearing a bright pink shirt.
2007-09-27 14:00:58
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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what do you want from me? after i said that, the stranger ran from me as far as he could :) by the way, he was a handsome :D
2007-09-27 14:03:02
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answer #9
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answered by melisa 3
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You have a booger! this guy was walking by me and I looked up and a booger was hanging out of his nose, I didn't mean to but it just popped out, I said hey you have a booger!
2007-09-27 14:01:10
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answer #10
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answered by pukeypie89 4
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hello stranger
2007-10-01 08:49:07
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answer #11
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answered by Anonymous
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