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give me back my pants!

2007-09-27 06:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

While having a pee in the pub toilets last weekend I told a stranger that I don't like the toilets, He asked why and I replied "it's where all the dicks hang out"

2007-09-27 14:02:31 · answer #2 · answered by measiam 6 · 1 0

So we went to old country buffet to eat and somone puked all over the bathroom, i walked out and saw a guy that had a similar looking polo shirt on to the workers and told him that it needed to be cleaned. hes like I odnt work here! I was SO embarressed we left right after that!

2007-09-27 14:00:47 · answer #3 · answered by kaytee3212 6 · 1 0

By accident "ohh look at that lovely security tag!" ( was in asda`s (walmart for American`s) where they had installed new high tech tags on plasma TV`s. The guy walking in front of me turned around really flustered and shyed away. I went beet red & my hubby looked offended!?! Just happened today :\

2007-09-27 14:04:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Will you hold this smiley face pillow up to your head so i can take a picture? Yes, i did say this because i am a scrapbooker, the pillows name is mr, smiley (yes i know it IS very original)

2007-09-27 14:00:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was sitting at the light one day and a man pulled up in a Dodge Ram and I just couldnt resist I said "Does that thing have a hemi in it?!"

2007-09-27 13:59:22 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0 1

'Would you like to touch my hot Italian sausage?'

This was done while being pushed in a Wal-Mart wheelchair around the store, with a big bra hanging off the basket in front...and also throwing pork products into people's carts and also spraying a few with perfume...

2007-09-27 14:00:56 · answer #7 · answered by serenity113001 6 · 0 1

Nice shirt, do they sell men's clothes where you bought that shirt? I was talking to a guy wearing a bright pink shirt.

2007-09-27 14:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

what do you want from me? after i said that, the stranger ran from me as far as he could :) by the way, he was a handsome :D

2007-09-27 14:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by melisa 3 · 1 0

You have a booger! this guy was walking by me and I looked up and a booger was hanging out of his nose, I didn't mean to but it just popped out, I said hey you have a booger!

2007-09-27 14:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by pukeypie89 4 · 2 0

hello stranger

2007-10-01 08:49:07 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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