2007-09-27 05:30:39 · 24 answers · asked by Aquatic Rodent '") 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Why are you you hanging around in trangendered asking about malfunctioning hypothetical sexual preference detection equipment? I think we call this soliciting in the UK. In LA it's probably called hetroically challenged canvasing, or did you just stumble through the door whilst you were on your way to a village idiots convention? If so just follow me.
2007-09-27 09:29:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No, unfortunately that was one of the extra add-ons that was omitted when my parts were being assembled. At the time, it was too expensive and there was no anticipated use for it.
Instead, I have fruit-dar! I ALWAYS pick the freshest and most delicious fruit whenever I go shopping! I'm truly psychic when it comes to picking out good produce. It's useful for making fruit salad, not so much for getting a boyfriend...
However, one day my fruit-dar went on the fritz and I ended up coming home with five pounds of completely rotten peaches. But, after I took it to the mechanic and got it updated, it hasn't failed me since!
Of course it would be nice if my fruit-dar could, through a play on words, find me a guy...but I'm not too sure it works that way. Only LITERAL fruits, not the gay kind.
But,once in a very great while, it DOES detect a ripe, juicy gay guy fresh for the picking...but only if he can be described using fruit-puns such as the ones I just used. Maybe it'll work if I just tinkered with it, but I'm not good with technology--with my luck, I'd end up with a permanently malfunctioning gaydar AND rotten fruit for the rest of my life!
2007-09-27 20:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by White Knight 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Apparently mine is not good, my wife says I have to have every gaydar sighting confirmed by at least 2 other lesbians to validate. Oh well, guess it doesn't matter since I'm married ;)
2007-09-27 13:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by momaab 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is permanently on the fritz, at least when used consciously.
It's a little like Gir from Invader Zim. Occasionally moments of clarity will occur, but for the most part, total randomness.
However, on an unconscious level, I seem to be drawn to non-hetero folks. Most of my friends are, and for the most part I didn't know it when I started hanging out with them.
2007-09-27 12:41:06 · answer #4 · answered by Blearg 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Scanning. analasis complete. My Gaydar is functioning within normal parameters
2007-09-27 13:12:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to the gaydar fix it store, and the gaydar fix it man told me it would cost 3 fluffin and bottle of worm sperm to fix! I told him to shove it up his....
2007-09-27 16:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I took it to the repair shop the other day and they said they could fix it but it takes 2 weeks to get the parts.
2007-09-27 15:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by C P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not gay...
But I am willing to learn...
(I have the amazing ability to detect "Bi-Curious" people...)
Marla?!? I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, okay?!?
(sniffles...)
Now I'm sooooo confused...(suddenly running down the hall sobbing, with tears ruining my mascara, and a growing stain appearing on my...
(The rest of this answer has been censored for your protection, and to avoid getting deleted...)
2007-09-27 14:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Never had much of one to tell you the truth. It's a good thing that people find me attractive or I would have had a hell of a time meeting guys.
2007-09-27 12:34:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's definitely getting harder to tell. Meaning-there are more metrosexuals than ever. If a guy spends more time in the bathroom than me, he's gay-metrosexual sounds gay too.
2007-09-27 12:35:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋