break wind in front or a reigning monarch?
2007-09-27 03:38:03 · 17 answers · asked by Man at large 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
"I say, do you mind not farting in front of the Queen?"
" Sorry, didn't know it was her turn"
2007-09-27 03:59:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rather depends if it a constitutional or an absolute monarch. In the former case do it democratically and invite him/her to join in. In the latter case run like hell before you are arrested.
2007-09-27 10:49:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say the polite approach would be for you to squat down and spread yourself open( if there is someones hand you could hold while doing this, it would make it all that much better.)
2007-09-27 11:05:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let rip then cheer, start clapping proudly and start singing the national anthem; preferably with a tear in your eye.
2007-09-27 10:46:29 · answer #4 · answered by Icarus 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think there is a polite way. Just try to do it quietly, or when there's a lot of noise going on (esp. horns blowing).
2007-09-27 10:41:52 · answer #5 · answered by §αғịỳỳẩ² Ẫ†нэậ†ị 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just let it go. why be any different in front of the queen. she's no better than anyone else. I'm sure old Philip had let one go on more than one occasion
2007-09-27 10:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by faddyO 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm lifting this line from "seven words you can't say on the air."
"Silent, but deadly" and then glare at the person next to you.
2007-09-27 15:33:34 · answer #7 · answered by Terry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's polite tp great royalities with a fart, som common people may understand that these people fart too.
2007-09-27 14:52:04 · answer #8 · answered by neshama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no polite way, just let rip.
2007-09-27 10:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by louise d 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like you will get the opportunity!
2007-09-27 16:10:30 · answer #10 · answered by anteatersrus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋