Come on now, be honest!
Mine was trying on some jeans in Next, couldnt pull them up, tripped and fell through the curtain with them round my ankles! It didnt help that it was a saturday and there was a queue. I didnt know where to hide my face!
2007-09-27 02:47:55 · 27 answers · asked by danny 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
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2007-09-27 02:48:29 · update #1
No Ladybugs! I scurried back into the changing room and only when I pulled the curtain back I could hear everyone laughing...
2007-09-27 03:11:19 · update #2
Oh God, I have loads and loads, my son says that I'm one of god's toys, he just plays with me and shakes me up a bit and has a damn good laugh and when he's finished puts me away tidily and unharmed !
Anyways back to my story - this is the latest and happened a couple of weeks ago.
I live in a small town, a few weeks ago I had friends visiting and they wanted to go to the pub for a drink at 5 o'clock (after I finished work) I don't drink alcohol as I have an intolerance, but I like non-alcoholic lager, we left at 6.30 and went across the road to the local chipper, I was carrying some beer home for them, and when we came out I tripped on the pavement landing smack on the side of my head, not only that but one of the cans cracked and sprayed beer on my jacket, I was stunned and disorientated and stank of beer, my friends were laughing until they realised I was concussed, they then brought me home, the next day it was all around the town how I was a raving alcoholic falling about the place in the middle of the day !!.
That was pretty embarrassing and humiliating.
2007-09-27 05:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
I once went round to a mates house after starting a new job with some folk from work. We were drinking sociallably then the tequilla came out. I had a few, probably a lot, I can't remember, I didn't feel to drunk though but my legs had other ideas. I stood up and they weren't working so I landed up flat on my face in front of my new work mates.
I once bit into a custard donught in the staff room and blew into it as if it was hot. Everyone noticed.
Giving birth is pretty embarrasing - but you don't care!
On holiday recently I was walking to the bar when I got smacked on the head by the ball the people in the pool had been playing water polo with - that was embarrasing. Everyone looked and it bloody hurt!
2007-09-27 10:04:29 · answer #2 · answered by Missy H 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have several but one of them would be: While I was in school, during lunch one day, I was taking my tray back to put in the garbage and while walking through the tables one girl got up and we bumped into eachother, I dont know if I did first or if she did, but my chocolate milk was still open and kind of full and it went down her pants and onto my white shoes....I was so embarrassed!!! I didn't mean for that to happen, even if she was not very nice to me sometimes in the past. In a class after lunch, I knew the word spread about what had happened... "good going" someone said to me, somewhat sarcastically. I wanted that day to be over...and for the rest of the school year I avoided that part of the lunch room and made sure I was very careful where I walked and I avoided the girl!
2007-09-30 17:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had quite a similar experience to you. In a boutique I tried on a nice ankle length long dress, the type that is thin, short sleeved but with no zip, so you really had to pull it hard over your head to get it off again. I got it on all right but when I tried to pull it back over my head I managed to pull it up as far as my shoulders but then my arms got wedged and I couldn't pull it any further up over my head. So my arms are all askew in the air trapped in the fabric and the dress is all up round my face. I stay in the cubicle like this for about 15 minutes panicking as I haven't got a bra on or anything and I can't see! Eventually the assistant notices I am hogging the cubicle and I have to admit I am stuck. She pulls back the curtain exposing me to the whole shop and cuts me out with a big pair of dressmaking scissors! I had to pay for the dress and couldn't get out of there quick enough! Haven't worn a dress since then!
2007-09-27 17:56:27 · answer #4 · answered by Julia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My now ten year old was quite vocal and opinionated at 3 years old. A over weight woman in the grocery story pinched his cheeks really really hard and said why are you so cute? He said why are you so fat? I made him say sorry and when we got home had a chat the best I could with a 3 year old about being rude. A few days later we were in Wal mart and the cashier was about 400 pounds. I grabbed him and said don't say anything naughty to that woman about being fat. He said ok MaMa in his little voice. While we were in line low and behold a little person came up in line behind us. My son looked at him and said why are you so short? I said, his name and told him that was very rude. He said, Mama you said I could not ask her why she is so fat. The little person told him God made this way so I can be just like little kids like you. Some people are not quite so nice when it comes to toddlers saying what is on their mind. Luckily he outgrew his bluntness and is actually quite shy now at 10 LOL. It was one of my many most embarrasing moments but funny and cute to look back on now.
Did you end up getting the jeans?
Well I have read them all down to the non drinker being the town drunk but if you let us vote Andy H's story made me laugh the most. Just visual Ha Ha Rotfl still. Thanks so much for lightening things up around YA.
2007-09-27 09:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ladybugs77 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well, my bf and i were at a casino hotel and had stayed in the casino til about 3 in the morning. We got off the elevator - alone - on the 16th floor and were walking down the very long, quiet hallway to our room. Well my bf decided he would hike his leg up like a dog and fart thinking he was being funny because he thought we were alone on this long quiet hallway.
When I looked at him with my " you're disgusting" look, I saw out of the corner of my eye this really nice looking family about 8 feet behind us - i don't know where they came from - it was like they just appeared out of nowhere! I couldn't help but start laughing. I actually hid my face and ran to the room as fast as I could right in front of them. They knew exactly why I was running and hiding my face too. That hallway was so quiet there was NO WAY they didn't see it and hear it.
I know they thought wtf? They were either so disgusted or so embarassed they couldn't laugh
2007-09-27 10:00:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
In my single days, i went to a pub with a friend. The barman was soo cute! Anyway after about 20 mins of flirting & catching each others eye, we had to go because our cab had arrived. I could feel his eyes burning into the back of me as i walked towards the door, past the band who were playing. Only to trip over one of their speakers that was on the floor. Man i landed right on my *rse! To make matters worse, the band stopped playing to help me up! I must add, i've never been back since!!
2007-09-27 11:14:05 · answer #7 · answered by Jackass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This happened 3 months ago.
Okay so one day I drank mountain dew and really needed to piss. So I went to the bathroom(urinal). I heard like someone gasp so I turned around and there was a really hot blonde girl standing a couple of feet behind from me. I was about to faint but she ran out of the bathroom before I could look at her for a couple more seconds... IT was SO embarrassing! My friends like to bring it up 5 times a day. I wish I could talk to her... I'm sure her side is much more embarrassing though.. =(
-Brian
2007-10-01 07:57:51 · answer #8 · answered by nick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I use to play Basketball and I was really young, 2nd season in my life 12 year old I was.
Somebody passed me the ball, so I started running and kept running and kept running, when I've stopped the dribble to turn left to shoot to the Basket I've had passed the final line of the pitch already and was about 2m after that.
Everybody started laughing (no wonder) and I just wanted to hide but had to keep playing.
Just being honest, don't put this as best answer...
2007-09-27 11:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by Tim 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When I was newly married (about 6 months I think) I was on leave from the army. I had been on the lash the night before, woke up bleary eyed and needing a pee( you know what I mean). I walked into the bathroom rubbing my eyes, I could hear the wife in the bath so having the humour I have, I strolled in, waving a certain part of my anatomy around and said "Shame to waste this, are you coming to bed?"
Little did I know, my mother in law had the central heating engineers in and had come round to use our bath!!!!
She was not a happy lady!
2007-09-27 10:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 12⤊ 0⤋