than frying bacon naked?
2007-09-27 02:26:54 · 12 answers · asked by johnny trash 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
When I was in the Army they made everyone get checked for STDs yearly.They would jam a Qtip down your pee hole.You should have hered all the screams I hered that day.
2007-09-27 02:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sadly this is a true story.
Sadly this is also a relative of mine.
Covering ones entire body with bacon grease. Getting in the ocean with the theory that the grease would form a protective barrier (like whale blubber) to protect them from the sun......mind you the Tropical sun! We were on the North Shore on Oahu HI. For someone from a pigment challenged family this was not a smart move. Okay, this was not smart no matter who you are. May I also add he had a college degree.....I had to take him to the ER later that day he was so burned...It looked mighty painful. I may not have a degree, but to fry something one uses grease and heat!!!
Thanks for the best laugh from a memory so far today.
Peace.
2007-09-27 14:18:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Welding Naked
2007-09-27 09:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When I used to live on bacon, I made myself get used to the pain. It made me appreciate the salty, sweet, greasiness that much more.
2007-09-27 09:33:39 · answer #4 · answered by dingelbury 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OUCH! That's pretty painful. Those darn spatters.
2007-09-27 10:40:08 · answer #5 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sliding down a razor blade into a vat of alcohol....
2007-09-27 09:32:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
walking on the side of the river full of rocks and stones barefoot,
2007-09-27 11:29:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
that is painful, but wouldn't getting your THING caught in the zipper be more painful.
2007-09-27 09:34:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! ya child bearing
2007-09-27 09:30:25 · answer #9 · answered by kinky_dreads 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
a wooden spoon up your sphincter?
2007-09-27 09:30:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋