Write a parody of any song ala Weird Al Yankovich and show off your skills! If you're witty, creative, clever, and give me 10 bucks, you'll get BA!
(make checks payable to the cheese foundation, Wala Wala Washington) Good luck and have fun!
2007-09-27 01:35:45 · 5 answers · asked by Cheese 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
finally, hope it was worth it....
Incense and Peppermint by the Strawberries:
Good cents in your pants, zipper works fine
Fred sings zany things I can't read minds
abrasions, and asians, butt's yer behind
incest and pepperspray, color my rhyme...
Boo scares, and wears your shoes
little too late, I'm singin the blues
oohaaa ya yaya
Incest and pepperspray, you're goin' down
turn off, tune out, quit wearin' that frown
play with yourself, play with yourself, yeah yeah....
play with yourself, play with yourself, yeah yeah....
To deride this cockney girl in due
Throw up and die, it's the least you can do
Rednecks and fanatics, not one I knew
A yardstick for lunatics, are you a Jew?
Boo scares and wears your shoes
Little too late, I'm singing the blues
yeeeeeeeoooooow
Good cents in your pants zipper works fine
Fred sings zany things I can't read minds
abrasions, and asians, butt's yer behind
Incest and pepperspray color my rhyme
2007-09-27 04:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Guinness 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Actually I have many of them but losing them by posting here isnt really something I want to do.
Since these are forever locked to my name by the never forgetting archives of the internet, I guess I can repost a couple of small ones here. I use these as sigs for appropriate posts in usenet
You didnt read previous postings
You didnt read our F A Q
You probably even skipped Google
And now you have asked for a clue
Clueless!
Clueless!
Im sorry if this answer seems to sting
Clueless!
Clueless!
Come back when you've done those three things
-- (singing)
This is the troll that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends..
Some people started answering not knowing what it was
And now they keep on answering forever just because
This is the troll that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends..
(inspired by Lambchop's song..http://www.zutroy.com/stuff/neverend/)
2007-09-27 08:06:49 · answer #2 · answered by Gandalf Parker 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
To "Blowin' In The Wind":
How many codes must a man jot down
Before he can beat "Mario Man"?
Yes, and how many "C"s must a college boy gain
Before he can sleep once again?
The Bowser, my friend, will beat you in the end;
The planner is gonna need filled in.
2007-09-27 15:20:08 · answer #3 · answered by Roald Ellsworth 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gone Away by The Offspring
Maybe in another bite
I could find a hair
show the waiter it's not mine
I can't pay but who cares
And its free
my meals free now
We didn't have to pay
Such a deal
A free meal
tell them it was cold
So we don't have to pay
2007-09-27 08:05:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
ROCK Sand
EWE don't have ta tern out the red light...
ROCK sand.
ewe don't have to wear that stressss tonight.
2007-09-27 14:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by Mitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋