As an Englishman owns many major USA based companies i feel i must ask this.
The Americans who i own are sick & fed up of people bad mouthing them on sites like this.As the man they look up to and obey i feel it is my duty to stand up for them.We all know the stereotypical American is fat,stupid, cowarldly and a poor shot, but i can assure you the Americans i own are not like this at all.They are hard working and i would recommend one to any business.
I hope this helps Americans.
2007-09-27
01:24:21
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JZD-thats harsh!
i drive a buick
2007-09-27
01:33:29 ·
update #1
SILVERSTAR-whats yout problem woman?
You dont want me to own you?
2007-09-27
01:40:22 ·
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Neenie-yes course i am sweetheart born and bred me born and bred.
2007-09-27
02:01:17 ·
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Phonebreaker-where have you been my old mate?
i love your sense of humour its really funny.Well done!
Bollockbreath
2007-09-27
02:03:17 ·
update #4
Once again a completely misguided statement by a notoriously uninformed user. How many times are you gonna try to fool people with the whole "As an Englishman owns many major USA based companies " or "As an Englishman who is here on business" routine?
" The Americans who i own...." is a blast which shows your true colors, by the way, mix in some fluoride,
Twatty.....
2007-09-27 02:00:50
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answered by Phonebreaker 5
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Your right. I keep hearing about the stereotypical Englishman being pale, feeble, and having a dry nonsensical sense of humor...but "y'alls" did pass on to us that need to own the world didn't you? Next time you are in town we should have a beer and some hot wings and play darts.
(Yeehaw.)
2007-09-27 04:48:16
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answered by ☺☻☺☻☺☻ 6
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never mix the americans with washington..the busch and co. are not the real americans.I been in the state many time and love that country..i love the kind people i met all over the country...and i keep a very nice and sweet memories from my trips.
2007-09-27 01:39:20
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answered by Anonymous
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I'm sure the Americans you 'own' will be delighted and proud of such a fine attribute and that you'd 'recommend one to any business'.
Presumably except those who needed employees who were a good shot.
Or thin.
(only kidding... some of my best friends etc.)
EDIT: It's funny though!!
2007-09-27 01:28:05
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answered by JZD 7
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there is an old song "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life make an ugly women your wife" it goes on to say if she leaves you who cares! My point is take an English women as your wife same thing!You know i think I might like you But 1st I'll have to beat y'all to the ground to show who's boss Y'al take care now!
2007-09-27 04:26:25
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answered by Anonymous
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Can someone please get me a beer.
I have gained so much weight, I cannot get up.
Ooops, I just broke the couch. Ahhh, actually it is more comfortable like this.
Please just bring me the 12 pack. I'm going to drink them all anyway. I wish I could get drunk, but this is almost like drinking water.
Can someone change the channel to Jerry Springer, I want to watch the news!
2007-09-27 02:28:35
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answered by R8derMike 6
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I live in the USA here slavery is dead, and has been for over 100 years.
2007-09-27 02:17:04
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answered by kim t 7
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Alter the program to give us a different opening sentence.
2007-09-29 08:09:52
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answered by galyamike 5
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How many times are you going to post this drivel? Get a life and stop pretending to have one.
2007-09-27 01:27:31
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, by 'owning' Americans you show yourself to be fully supportive of overseas cultures....moron.
2007-09-27 01:28:46
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answered by DaveyMcB 3
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