LOL
2007-09-27 00:28:50 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
'shuuuwwwee.....something smells bad around here...Oh..oh...I thank I just farted...Well, Mak...That's a dang good question. I really never thought about till just know...Hey ..hey .. wait Mak, I'm gonna ask my wife how many times...Glennaaaaay...Glennaaaay. Yes Bob!. this man Mak here on Yahoo questions want's to know how often I fart...Could you tell me honey?...Well, hell I don't know!... it always stinks everywhere you go Hun!....Well Mak, I guess the best answer I can give ya...Is... I Fart all day....you know!...quiet often!....and I mean that literally Mak...Silently, quiet often.
I hope this helps ya with ya survey Mak...
Remember Mak,... Silently, but Daily.....or is that, deadly?
Hope ya hava odorless good day to ya Mak!
2007-09-28 06:18:52 · answer #1 · answered by Bob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say on average 1456 times a year... that's about 4 times a day...
...but hey, who's counting...
2007-09-27 00:33:06 · answer #2 · answered by stamponants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me not much...but it seems between my husband, dog, and baby....there are endless farts around here :)
2007-09-27 00:33:20 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At least once a day whether I need to or not.
2007-09-27 00:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by rat racer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
24-7, I'm a gas machine! I think I'm the cause of global warming. d:)
2007-09-27 00:30:30 · answer #5 · answered by Gary D 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As often and whenever I need to.
2007-09-27 00:32:26 · answer #6 · answered by barbwire 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
all the time, especially after eating onions, beans, cauliflower, curry......
2007-09-27 00:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by dancing queen 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
twice a hour
2007-09-27 00:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I do my business.
2007-09-27 00:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
daily... and loudly
2007-09-27 00:31:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋