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i think its the one when the nanobot things rebuild red dwarf and holly comes back online, and the starbug is shrinking and they hit a rat in the backside and holly goes
"God, i hope we don't get pulled over by the police, they hate it when you are rat-arsed !"
always cracks me up

2007-09-27 00:05:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Not sure I could say these are my favourites but certainly the ones that make me laugh every time.

Lister: Let's get out there and **** it (about the polymorph)

Kryten: At least Mr Listers guitar survived intact (Kat breaks the guitar). Not even Mr Listers guitar survived intact.

Arnold Rimmer: (Talking about Lister on the meditable when Kryten has just mentioned about him not liking blood) It's okay when it's Listies!

Oh, and the whole scene with Holly and Lister talking about fighters from the NorWeb Federation because Lister left a lightbulb on before he left and the sausage covering 2/3 of the planet is just hilarious as well.

2007-09-26 23:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by DMsView 6 · 2 0

Fantastic show.

How about Rimmer World or Lister trying to teach Kryton to lie, cheat and swear (Smeeeeg Heeeead), 'Smoke me a Kipper' and 'Dwain Dibbly!'

Excellent show!

2007-09-27 00:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

7 years late but why not
Mines gotta be just after the Nanites fix listers body and he says "everyone look at my body!" And the cat replies "that's an invitation that will not cause a stampede" love it

2014-12-24 04:55:22 · answer #4 · answered by ashley 1 · 0 0

Ace/Duke/ironballs/ arnold judas rimmer grow to be 2d then lister joined , hence the placed up of third tech grow to be created for Lister as this grow to be the backside of the low to start up his profession with the Jupiter mining corporation.

2016-10-20 03:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Rimmer saying - "It's Wednesday night! It's ameteur Hammond organ recital night! Take it away Scutters!"

Holly saying - "We are talking jape of the decade. We are talking April, May, June, July and August fool. Yes, that's right! I am Queeg!"

2007-09-27 03:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by Spacephantom 7 · 1 0

Oh the memories!
Cat was my favourite ( who can now be found reading stories in the storymakers on CBeebies)

"thats mine, that's mine, that's not mine"
"i'm gonna get you little fishy"

2007-09-27 01:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by dancing queen 6 · 1 0

Theres too many. The episode with Queeg is awesome. "We are talking jape of the decade..." HaHa.

2007-09-26 23:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

can't remember any quotes but i used to love this. craig charles turned out to be a bit of a smeg head

2007-09-26 23:44:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Too many good ones to choose!
My favourite would have to be from Kryten:

Well spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!

2007-09-26 23:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by ChocLover 7 · 1 0

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