Humorous answers preferred.
Example:
Rule No. 1 -- Leave the sleigh bells at home.
2007-09-26 22:07:28 · 11 answers · asked by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Body have to be smooth and curvy
To ensure that radar wave flows through without reflecting back
2007-09-26 22:13:16 · answer #1 · answered by Hornet One 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How many rules do you want?
Anyway here's 5:
1. Make sure you don't eat a big can of baked beans before attempting a mission because there is nothing worse than being discovered after you let a big one rip.
2. Don't paint yourself as a dartboard for camoflague, it just makes you an easier target.
3. Make sure your Mission Impossible theme song ring tone is turned off.
4. Don't go out boozing with Britney Spears the night before otherwise you may just shoot yourself instead, you dumb drunk!
5. Don't forget your Hattori Hanzo sword otherwise you'll end up as Chop Suey!
2007-09-27 05:12:20 · answer #2 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rule number 2. leave the stilletos at home
2007-09-27 05:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Armyvet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most Important Rules he must have...
1. Never be Caught!!!!
James C
2007-09-27 05:13:30 · answer #4 · answered by James C 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont carry water gun as a weapon in a winter night...it's gonna freeze.
Don't wear shoes with light flashes...they gonna give u away
2007-09-27 10:02:25 · answer #5 · answered by ?beauty? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#2 - always turn your cell phone's ringer off.
#3 - do not use foil to wrap you sandwich too noisy.
#4 - never carry loose change.
#5 - do not use neon colored spandex
2007-09-27 07:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will have a dark suit and dark sunglasses. You will find him at the White House.
2007-09-27 05:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Contain your gaseous omissions when sneaking up on some one.
2007-09-27 05:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't eat "gassy" foods before an assignment.
2007-09-27 05:11:53 · answer #9 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
its ma-am 2 i like her answers lol
2007-09-27 09:18:55 · answer #10 · answered by nicole 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋