2007-09-26 20:19:07 · 30 answers · asked by kelstar 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
At last he sleeps alone.
2007-09-26 20:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Born Fabulous
Died Fabulous
2007-09-27 20:59:44 · answer #2 · answered by xXx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"You better not go toilet on my tombstone buddy or I am so going to give you nightmares!"
Well okay it's not really going to say that but it's an epitaph I made up for my headstone I made on some site.
2007-09-27 04:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only man who jumped out of a plane in a superman outfit...
2007-09-27 19:49:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I Came
I Saw
I left!
Thank God!
I'm finally free!
2007-09-27 03:25:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Feel free to take a leak
just like in life,
Don't even speak.
2007-09-27 03:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am not here right now, so leave a message after the beep.
2007-09-27 21:52:16 · answer #7 · answered by XL0rd 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"The hero to us all. The one who sacrificed himself for his future generations. Went from worst to best. Always will be remembered and is still with us, as he wanted to be."
2007-09-27 06:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass.
Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.
Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance tax.
2007-09-27 03:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♥♥♥ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I told you that I wasn't a hypochondriac!! LOL
2007-09-27 03:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋