2007-09-26 17:09:53 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Vomit on his shoes and ask him to get you a shot of tequila so you can sober up, while groping his groin, asking him if you can kiss it for him...
2007-09-26 17:43:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Umm, Blink? Breathe?
Offer him a Dunkin Donut using a *really* thick and obvious Hindu Accent (thanqkomagain!)....?
Really....count your blessings if you live in a town where the police a) don't have tasers to use, or b) don't have an Anti-Riot Vehicle--a *tank* basically--to crush you with.
My town doesn't have (a) as yet, but they sure do have (b) and have used it a *LOT* more than necessary on folks.
Honestly....few things in life are creepier than a power-tripping police officer, because his *whole* Department and *half the damn internet* will have his back no matter *what* he does.
Take care and stay safe. For real. -_-
2007-09-27 00:19:25 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"but officer,I cant give you my license. A different cop took it from me the other day,and didnt give it back"
2007-09-27 23:26:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either urinate on his shoes or punch a homeless man in the neck
2007-09-27 00:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by Milford C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a donut..they might get jealous
2007-09-27 01:49:10 · answer #5 · answered by Lefty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jaywalk! It's not a game downtown where I live!
2007-09-27 00:19:02 · answer #6 · answered by Oh, it's like that? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
roll through a stop sign
2007-09-27 00:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say "I smell bacon".
Or Say "Didn't I see you get beat up on Cops before?"
2007-09-27 00:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by frosted flakes 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Run atop his patrol car naked singing "YMCA"
2007-09-27 00:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by tercentenary98 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pack a bowl and offer it to him
2007-09-27 01:52:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋