2007-09-26 16:23:57 · 32 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Wouldn't it be nice karmic retribution if the thumbs-down meanie slammed their thumb in the car door? ;)
2007-09-26 16:51:05 · update #1
How entertaining that soooooo many of you actually know your state laws in regards to such matters =).
2007-09-30 09:06:30 · update #2
*ahem*
Because I AM the therapist, remember?!
Now get back on that couch and tell me about your mother. And if you call my couch "just a random pile of milk crates covered with a beach towel" again, I'm going to sic my hermit crabs on you!!
2007-09-28 18:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
There's a new law in the 'Commit Someone Against Their Will' reform movement.
The person committing must spend as much if not more time as the person they throw to the psycho-wolves...I mean the psychiatrists.
Still gonna make that call?
2007-09-26 16:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by gldnsilnc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm DRUNK not INSANE!! Pro...probably anyway.
*brightening up* Now, where did I leave the doomsday cat? Ah, there you are fluffy! I had Sven bring me some non-allergenic kitty chow and she's stopped burping nitrous. I do prefer Scandanavian henchmen, don't you? Something so FOCUSED about them.
Bran muffin?
2007-09-28 10:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because , I'm a nicey nicey person, that thinks there is nothing wrong with being a bit different, Over the hill, off the wall. Opps, must be that full moon out there. :) I was getting a bit lugged off.
2007-09-26 16:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by fuzzykitty 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you are using yourself as a comparitive model in which to judge whether or not to have someone committed...I would definitely start by looking in a mirror before embarking on a crusade to have onyone else committed!! I have a long-sleeved canvas coat ready!...are you!?
; )
2007-09-26 16:31:41 · answer #5 · answered by Always Curious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm not a *threat* to Self or Others, and under the law in *my* state, you'd have to get a Court Order proving my incompetence (inability to take care of or control myself), to keep me committed more than *three days* in the absence of any clear *threat*.
Not to mention, my current therapist is pregnant (by her *husband* thank you!) and she thinks I don't need to be committed. Do you want to piss off the pregnant lady? Well, do ya? ^_^
Didn't think so. ^_^ Thanks for your time.
2007-09-26 16:33:41 · answer #6 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I'd just escape again out of the same secret tunnel I dug the last time ...
2007-09-27 19:10:11 · answer #7 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you take me in, you have to prove to them that I need to be locked up and with the state you're in, chances are good it won't be me escorted to the back. Not to mention that I am wearing my best suit and dress shoes while you're wearing that teeshirt that says "I See Dumb People" so who do you think they'll believe? Hmmm?
2007-09-26 16:27:40 · answer #8 · answered by Jess 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Because I have a job to do, and the only way I can do it is to be completely insane... they need me at work, who else would do that crazy job?
2007-09-26 16:28:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
........erm....... i don't have an explanation. *thinks* erm..... can i get extra crayons though? And um... when they strip search me and make me put on the crazy-person scubs that are open in the back (hospital gown).... can you talk them into letting me keep my panties on? That one orderly is looking kind of funny at me.....
2007-09-26 16:33:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋