♥♥ Can you fill in the blanks with as many words as you want to complete an amusing paragraph?

Question

My friends and I were out joy riding and had run out of gas. We looked for shelter as a storm blew in. We found an old abandoned ________.
We knocked on the door....no answer. We walked in and were horrified to see ________. It looked at us and _________.
My best buddy ________. My significant other ________.
While I....... Well I ________________.
Everybody tried running out the door at the same time. We looked like ___________ !! Two of my friends never made it out!!!!
The headlines the next day, read:
"_____________________________________."

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Answer 1

My friends and I were out joy riding and had run out of gas. We looked for shelter as a storm blew in. We found an old abandoned metal structure with a round door. In fact, the whole thing was round. One friend made a joke about a crashed flying saucer. The storm was picking up, so we knocked on the door....no answer. We walked in and were horrified to see two bulging eyes sitting atop a large, gooey body. The thing reminded me of Jabba the Hut. It looked at us and said, "Oh, I'm so glad you could drop in for dinner," in this strangled, gargly voice. It looked us up and down and let out a watery chuckle. "Hmmmm.....smells just like filet mignon. Somebody pass the barbeque sauce!" Then it lunged forward. My best buddy screamed hysterically. My significant other was praying, while I was trying to get them to MOVE! Well, I slapped them both across the face as hard as I could and they finally came to their senses. Everybody tried running out the door at the same time. We looked like crazed shoppers the day after Thanksgiving trying to get through the door at Macy's. There were grunts and shouts as flailing arms and legs went everywhere! Somebody's elbow almost punched out my lights. I had a shiner over my left eye for almost three weeks!! Two of my friends never made it out!! I often wonder if old Jabba liked them rare, medium or well done. The healines the next day read: "WHERE'S THE BEEF? FRIENDS REPORT MISSING TRAVELERS WERE EATEN BY ALIEN!" We went straight to the sherrif's office after the ordeal. Later, they followed us out to the site but the craft had mysteriously dissappeared. All that was left were a few circular marks in the ground.....oh, and an empty bottle of Heinz 57 sauce.

Answer 2

My friends and I were out joy riding and had run out of gas. We looked for shelter as a storm blew in. We found an old abandoned __barn near the road______.
We knocked on the door....no answer. We walked in and were horrified to see __frightened llama______. It looked at us and ___backed into a corner of the stall______.
My best buddy __tried to calm the llama______. My significant other _tried to usher everyone quietly out the door_______.
While I....... Well I __tried to run, but I tripped on a rake____.
Everybody tried running out the door at the same time. We looked like _alleycats in a gunnysack____ !! Two of my friends never made it out!!!!
The headlines the next day, read:
"___Stranded Motorists Corner Llama Inadvertently
No one hurt but all came out covered in hay and mud____...

Answer 3

My friends and I were out joy riding and had run out of gas. We looked for shelter as a storm blew in. We found an old abandoned outhouse swaying in the gusting wind. We knocked on the door....no answer. We walked in and were horrified to see the ghost of baked bean past. It looked at us and muttered a vibrato cry that sounded like someone had stepped on a duck. My best buddy held his nose and stifled a gag. My significant other looked at me and said, "That sounds like you after taco bell!" While I....well I certainly coulnd't argue. Everbody tried running out the door at the same time. We looked like the democratic national convention on welfare giveaway day! Two of my friends never made it out!
The headlines the next day read:
"Stench of many captures two....."

Answer 4

1) pineapple house under the sea
2) a blown-up picture of Bush
3) licked its lips

Don't get from the "best buddy" part to the "well I" part....

4) cups of water
5) Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One (actually a real headline, which was sad but funny)

Answer 5

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