Either that or use his wrinkled skin to make myself a new designer handbag.
2007-09-26 11:56:35 · 45 answers · asked by THT 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Can't the morons out there take a joke?
2007-09-26 12:03:48 · update #1
Just pickle him and keep him in a jar in the basement..BREAK HIM OUT DURING THE HOLIDAYS
2007-09-26 12:00:20 · answer #1 · answered by harleygirl 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
damn is he one foot in the grave why you ask that. i know it probably was hard did he ever hurt you physically or abuse you in any other way and you know what you should of been handle that you could of been made your handbag let. you really want his stuff to much of sad memories of what he did he had to do something because you never can turn back the hands of time tongue is the sword but the pen is mighty than the swords words can kill you and heal you and he shouldn't been healing when he was killing you inside so hold everything will fall into place hope you get through you will though god only give you things you can handle. maybe your true story wouldn't heard that much when you really let it out you won't need no handbag from his wrinkles to carry your excess baggage he gave you in.
2007-09-26 12:06:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gee, isn't that sweet? I suppose it's a bad time to discuss Christmas gift ideas for dear old dad, eh?
2007-09-26 11:59:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
No, that wouldnt be a good idea. But what you can do is get a tattoo or piece of jewlery in his honor. It might be a little more respectful.
2007-09-26 11:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by Kimberly L 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Give him to that crazy Dutch / German Gunter guy who will squirt liquid plastic into his veins
2007-09-26 11:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats what I'm going to do with my old grandparents, but I'm going to make some shoes out of them, or maybe a jacket.
or maybe a good target to shoot at, well if they didnt mistreat me and hit me and starve me and abuse me during my childhood i would give them a proper burial.
2007-09-26 14:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by Dead account 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
take your designer handbag and put it around your neck, then hang it from a high bar.
2007-09-26 12:01:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Go rent or buy the Alfred Hitchcock movie "PSYCHO" watch it. Then you will understand why you should just do the normal thing and bury him respectfully, or have him cremated properly.
2007-09-26 12:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by aswkingfish 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
omg you just made my day as i just cracked up out loud at the library full of people. very good-funny-and yes a joke your a star so here take one thatkat
2007-09-26 12:09:37 · answer #9 · answered by Savanna 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would go with the first option, taxidermy. It would be a great way to honor him.
2007-09-26 11:59:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋