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the missus just threw a hissy fit cos of the volume of my burp!!!
how do i turn down the noise level?? :)

ps...she just farted

2007-09-26 09:56:08 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

i did not just fart i was merely passing excess wind which was not offensive to your ears or your nose

2007-09-26 10:00:01 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 · 3 1

No I haven't but I heard there are cultures where belching and burping loudly after a meal is considered a compliment.

2016-04-06 02:32:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well have you tried not to burp so loudly ? , you may be forgetting your not with the " Boys " ie the bigger the burp the better ! . You should try cutting out fizzy drinks as they build up gasses and make you burp worse . If all that fails , try putting a towel to you mouth when you burp and the sound will be reduced . As regards to your wife farting ,tell her to lay off the beans ha' ha' .

2007-09-26 10:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by Wildcat 2 · 1 0

I belch and fart loudly all the time. And Yes, I laugh each time. If I'm in polite company (doesn't happen often thank fook) I'll ask for pardon or try to leave the room before I belch/fart!

2007-09-26 10:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by . 6 · 1 0

lol....ever had a burp with fizzy soda, try not to make a sound it goes up your nose, kinda nice feeling hahah! well thing's that amuse me are at no end.....lololol
you can't burp quiet, cause you would give your self hickcups instead, or pain in the belly.

2007-09-26 10:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by "!" 5 · 1 0

Yes I heard you from here, put a sock in it. lol x


my girl wouldn't be so rude as to fart either, she only bottom burps cos she's polite!

2007-09-26 10:00:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 3 0

I belch really loud and I'm damn proud that I can out belch any male that I have ever met

2007-09-26 09:59:15 · answer #7 · answered by 1hotmama 7 · 2 0

Of course I do, I am a bloke.

We have a sacred duty to burp at FULL VOLUME.

Is there any other way then ?

2007-09-26 10:01:22 · answer #8 · answered by Vogon Poet 4 · 1 1

I do both loudly,I like to shock my workmates at the loudness of my wind from the front door and the back door.

2007-09-26 09:59:22 · answer #9 · answered by babscabs 5 · 1 1

Yup! Why turn down the volume? If you keep your mouth closed and cover your mouth, it helps.

2007-09-26 09:59:07 · answer #10 · answered by Monkey Mom 4 · 1 0

Lol, I belch loudly, that's the only way to do it.

2007-09-26 09:59:23 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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