All these dead little Smurfs keep appearing under mine...who's doing that?
2007-09-26 09:17:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
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2007-09-26 09:19:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Eeww.... It's a dead thing from another dimension. It looks like it's been run over - by something heavy. Gross! Now there's bits of wiry hair and green blood all under my mat... and it's corroding the wooden porch. *sigh* Great... Anyone got a shovel?
Oh, and the smurfs are there because you're late on your rent. I used to use horses heads but it got too expensive.
2007-09-28 00:04:32 · answer #2 · answered by soulgirl76 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not me! And the Jehovah's Witnesses got the message when I told them nicely not to return.
Bring the dead Smurfs to my house. The mountain lions are very fond of them.
2007-09-26 18:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't do that...that's soo rude. Today i was at school and a doctors appointment. When i got back from the doctors i went to school. And After that i went home. Snacked on something while waiting for my brother to get home from school. Made sure i had my homework done and ready. Ever heard of an invisible mat?
(Take the FIRST letter from each sentence...it's a secret code...) :*)
2007-09-26 16:25:09 · answer #4 · answered by ºAvilaº 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you implying that my welcome mat is actually a cleverly disguised trap-door leading directly to my dungeon laboratory!? You've such a boundless imagination, Dalek... where DO you come up with these things?
Oh.. you WEREN'T implying that? Uhmmm... something to do with smurfs, huh?
Oops.
Well, anyhow... it's just like I told the cops, I don't know what happened to all those UPS guys.
2007-09-26 23:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by sueflower 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Listen Gargamel...next time I see Azriel lurking through my garden for Smurfs there's gonna be H TO PAY!!!!!!
True story though, every time I get a package in the mail my mail lady leaves it under my welcome mat. *giggle* Doesn't matter how big, or how small---it could be a frickin' refrigerator, and she'd still leave it under the welcome mat. I think I'll start leaving her little goodies under there whenever I'm expecting something...with a little post-it attached saying, WHY??? Really----just----WHY??
2007-09-26 18:25:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Oh, haven't you heard?
The Smurfs, the Fraggles, and the Littles have declared all out war, over control of your garden hose.
Who knew that they'd turn your doormat into a mass grave for unidentified KIA's........
2007-09-26 17:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I found some keys under a door mat once.
2007-09-26 20:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me, I keep all my smurfs under a rock by my pond. I let them come out at night for a moonlight swim. (Thats what they think realy they're just fish food for my koi)
2007-09-26 20:08:19 · answer #9 · answered by Leepal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a welcome mat. It's a "fire hazard" in apartment buildings . . . . because if someone was running out of the building, they'd run up to my apartment . . . which is on the top floor at the very end of the building. And if they did that in a fire, they'd deserve to trip and fall over my Mat of Death.
2007-09-26 17:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋