Let's have it! Your most embarrassing moment?

Question

Mine was when I was 14. It was computer class, so we all faced away from the front of the class (where the teacher was). I wanted to use my friends make-up and she said, "no sir will tell you off.." I said, "who cares? he loves me anyway!!!!" I WAS actually teachers pet at the time, so it killed me when he coughed - indicating he was behind me, towering over me at about 6'5" and raising his eyebrows, "I love you, do I?!? PUT it away NOW"

OMG his face...hahaha.

Also when I was about 8 my class had swimming lessons. I asked to go to the toilet and upon returning had the swimming instructor yell out to me, "which toilet did you go to???"... she was on the other side of the pool so my entire class heard her say after my response, "NO!! That's the BOYS toilets"...... oh ****. imagine a class of 30 little 8 year olds responding to that.

Answer 1

I lost in basketball to a cheerleader named Cathy at my school. I said girls can't beat guys in sports and cheerleading isn't a sport. We bet if I beat a cheerleader in basketball she had to be my maid all year, but if she beat me, she gets to make me cheer any way she wants. Pretty embarrassing!

Answer 2

There was a fire drill in the 4th grade or something (maybe 3rd) and I was in the bathroom when the alarm for it went off. So when I heard the fire alarm, I jumped, and peed in my pants. Well of course I had to be wearing white pants that day. I had to leave the bathroom (I didn't know, it could have been a real fire) and was outside with white pants that were all covered in yellow! One class a grade lower than me all saw and it was HORRIBLE. Then my friend stood in front of me until we got back to the classroom and I could tie a sweatshirt around my waist.

Answer 3

I've had TONS of embarrassing moments, but the one that sticks in my mind the most is one that happened in Paris last year...

... I was sat on a crowded metro train with my friends waiting for the next stop. We eventually got there and had to get up & leave, so we did, I started walking and a few yards later, my skirt fell off!!! It was a cheap skirt that I got in a 'bargain' clothing shop in the UK, & usually used a safety pin to hold the zip up (on this occasion I had no safety pin!!)

It took me a few seconds to realise what had happened... during which time I was still walking!!! I was thinking, 'gee, suddenly got a bit breezy in here...'
But as soon as I realised WHY that was so, I quickly picked up my skirt and ran around the corner to an un-used platform!! My friends weren't much help, they just stood talking and half laughing! I literally had to call them over!!!! But luckily as well, I had shorts on underneath... though it didn't help that they were bright pink!!!!!!

Argh.

Answer 4

My most embarrassing moment was when my son was
just about 3 or so. I was standing in line at Canadian Tire
to pick up a part. It was a blistering hot day and I wore a
type of loose fitting dress. My son lifted the corner of my
dress and planted a kiss on my butt. Well, where do you
look when you are the only female in the line and the men
are killing themselves laughing. Very embarrassing.

Answer 5

Mine was when I was in 7th grade, over 30 years ago, and this girl named Debbie and I were singing special music at church! We both started giggling and couldn't hardly sing! I was totally mortified!

Another embarrassing moment was when I was four-years-old and taking swim lessons. I remember having the BIGGEST crush on the teacher who would hold his fingers under the water then have us dive down to count them then tell him how many he was showing. When I dove off the side of the pool, my bathing suit bottom came almost all the way off! I was absolutely horrified beyond belief!

Answer 6

My most embarrassing moment requires a bit of preparation to set the scene in advance of telling about it. In the Philippines they have a slightly different culture from what I am accustomed to here in America. They are a very poor country. People there will STEAL toilet paper if it is left out in their reach to be used by those who visit public rest room facilities. This causes the management of many public rest rooms to leave every public facility WITHOUT any toilet paper. The custom in this country is to either CARRY your own tissue with you when you travel,,,or to purchase it on an "as needed" basis. They have developed a way of dealing with the EXTREMELY POOR peoples use of public toilets,,,by having one or two large tin cans left in each rest room.Both mens and ladies rooms have these large tin cans. The idea behind the use of these tin cans is for the purpose of personal cleanliness and hygiene. Each customer must fill the can before entering the stall,and use the water INSTEAD of toilet paper!!!! I DID NOT KNOW ALL OF THIS at the time that I first visited this country. My future wife was with me at the time on a trip to one of the big malls. I had eaten some "local food" from a street vendor that I soon learned,,,was not so CLEAN as I would have liked. I needed to use the toilet facilities quite badly and very QUICKLY because of obvious reasons.When I entered the "mens" room there was no SIGN on the door.The hostess had just pointed it out to me.I saw 3 women and one man inside as I entered.This confused me at first. I thought that I was in the "ladies" room,,,,but then if that was true,,,what was this other MAN doing in the same rest room?? The man was filling one of the large tin cans that I told you about with water from the sink. The 3 ladies were cleaning the urinals. In my lack of knowledge about this country,,,,I ASSUMED that the man was going to use the water to clean the toilet,,,and not himself. After looking in BOTH stalls and finding no toilet paper,,I realized the TRUE purpose of that tin of water.The man quietly went into one of the stalls and locked the door.NOW I was learning!!!! I left the room to ask my future wife if I had been in the ladies rest room.She told me that I had been in the MENS room.Then she told me that we must PURCHASE our own roll of toilet paper BEFORE I could return to my original purpose! We bought the roll of tissue. I attended to my "business" in the mens room,and we went about our shopping. Imagine if you can,,,how embarrassed I was at the time,,,with all three of those cleaning ladies laughing at me! The language barrier was the cause of my not being able to talk to any of the people that were already inside that mens room.My future wife found all of this to be extremely funny at the time!

Answer 7

I was in high school and it's between classes, and I was walking down the hall and I dropped a book. When I bent down to pick it up my pants split open and there I am with my underwear showing and the full length of the school between me and my locker or the office.

Answer 8

I fell, walking up to receive a certificate of completion in PE
Red Cross, CPR and slipped and fell near the podium taking
everything over the side with me.OMG, in front of students,
faculty and my friends at High School, totally a bummers, yet,
everybody thought it funny, and kept reminding me after graduation, its in our year book too...boo hoo hoo.2bz.

Answer 9

I was in fourth grade and I was supposed to get up in front of my whole school and play a trumphet solo. I was so nervous I got up there and could not play a single note. I swear I was so embarassed.

Answer 10

I was shopping for jeans in my FAVORITE store, and I had my 4 year old (at the time) daughter with me. I find a few pair and head to the dressing room, she is seated behind me on the little bench. I pull my pants down and bend over to pick them up and my 4 year old screams (in her best shrilly 4 year old voice) *EEEEEEEEEEWWWW Mommy that's NASTY, you don't got no PANTIES ON!!!" I did SO! A thong, guess she didn't notice, i pulled up my pants. left as quick as possible and couldn't bring myself to shop in my favorite store again for months!