... with Marie Callender, Mrs. Paul, and Little Debbie. Should I fess up and go back to my wife's cooking, or just continue with this sordid little affair?
2007-09-26 05:18:32 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
I gets me a little Aunt Jemima on the side too.
2007-09-26 05:26:49 · update #1
Dang! So many really funny responses! It's gonna be tough to pick best answer.
2007-09-26 05:30:35 · update #2
Betty Crocker?
2007-09-26 05:36:38 · update #3
I don't know who's been giving everyone thumbs down, but I suspect that it is some little whiner who has been stalking my questions, and who admits to having 10 accounts. Sorry you all have to suffer for her psychosis.
2007-09-26 05:49:36 · update #4
Marie Callender and Mrs. Paul I can understand, but Little Debbie??? Pervert
2007-09-26 05:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by chaoss13 6 · 9⤊ 1⤋
Your wife cheating B4 you were married is null and void and using it as an excuse is bullsh*t. You cheated 13 times??!! You know what, be a man, a human being and do a good thing for your wife and your children- Tell your wife what a dog you are and let her move on. You have set a pattern of cheating behavior and you wouldn't stop now except you're being blackmailed. I had an affair 13 years ago, hated myself for it and told my husband and I NEVER cheated b4 or since. I was honest and told him I would understand if he wanted a divorce. He said he wanted to work things out. 3 months ago he told me he has had sex with 4 different ppl and 1 affair that lasted several years!!! He said "I never got over your affair and at first I wanted to get even but then it became an addiction. I love you and I need help, please allow me to get help and give me a chance." Excuses to me. I have not filed for divorce but have not decided if I want to be married to him. He has started counseling and changed his behaviors toward me and now I know where he is at all times but I don't feel the same knowing its been that many ppl and that long. We've been married 20 year and I'm not hopeful about the future.
2016-04-06 02:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a lot of pressure... to string one along let alone four. So hard to keep your story straight, the icing on the collar could cause questions... you might be too full if you see one right after the next and in the long run it will be your body that pays the price.
You play a dangerous game my friend.....
2007-09-26 05:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Perfect 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
marie callender and Mrs. paul are both frigid so i find that rather impossible. Little Debbie is under age and messing with her cream filled pie will send you off to the slammer for a felony charge ya pervert.
2007-09-26 05:23:37 · answer #4 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
Hey, a mans got needs right? Try a little cayenne and fresh ground pepper next time with some of the ladies it's great to spice things up.
2007-09-26 05:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by Zaferus 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Just don't be offended if she is turning to Mr. Clean, Chef Boyardee, or that sexy hamburger helper hand. LOL.
You sink to a all time low if you kick it with Mrs. Butterworth.
On the other hand your wife can always enjoy the company of the good humor man. But if she is seeing the old popcorn dude then I suggest counseling lol.
2007-09-26 05:22:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 1⤋
Lol. well if cooking means something to her then i would fess up. But you never know she could be tired of cooking and wouldnt mind this little affair.
2007-09-26 05:21:59 · answer #7 · answered by all4ugurlie 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Man that Little Debbie is a real ho! My husband has had her a few times too! Sheeesh and she looks so innocent and sweet.
C'mon man -- go back to eating your wife...I mean wife's cooking.......marriage is about sacrifice.
2007-09-26 05:26:55 · answer #8 · answered by Susie D 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
You can do what I did, even though woman hate to hear it. Learn to take care of yourself, and get cooking. Now when I want a decent meal, I cook it myself. If you get caught looking up recipes on the internet, claim you were thinking about her cooking the whole time.
2007-09-26 05:37:34 · answer #9 · answered by x2000 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Well, if sticking with your wife's cooking will make you thinner, go for it. But, if you are gaining a lot of weight from these ladies, she's going to figure it out one way or the other...honesty is best my brother.
2007-09-26 05:22:02 · answer #10 · answered by CC 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋