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I think they stole my contacts...

2007-09-26 04:22:44 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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There is an unsettling amount of elf hating going on amongst the answerers to this question. I'd say most of the items that elves get blamed for stealing are actually stolen by other creatures with more mischievous natures. Goblins, gnomes, and renegade fairys. The delinquent actions of a few rouge elves shouldn't be used to judge the entire elf population. Unless you're talking about drow elves (the ones with dark blue skin and white hair). Those guys are a bunch of no good thieving jerks. Statistics show that they're responsible for most of the elf crime rate. They represent the largest population in elf prison even though they're an elf minority. :D

2007-09-26 04:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Link 5 · 2 0

Those little pig f'ers stole my prized Elvis Presley "Songs about Baby Jezus" collection!

I guess they can't read or spell to well...

2007-09-26 11:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Brand new package of socks. Been looking for em for a week now. Couldn't they have left me one pair?

2007-09-26 11:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by LeoDecaprio 2 · 2 0

the toys i stole from santa=(

2007-09-26 11:27:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6 · 2 0

my ID card- i just wrestled one to get it back. phew, those elves sure can put up a fight.

2007-09-26 11:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

My under wear..and some questions I answered..

2007-09-26 11:25:51 · answer #6 · answered by KAREBEAR 6 · 3 0

the ability for caffeine to get me high

2007-09-26 11:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by joezen777 5 · 1 0

Their biscuits. I freakin' paid for them.

2007-09-26 11:28:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

My sanity... Oh and my cat's favorite yarn ball.

2007-09-26 11:25:57 · answer #9 · answered by jojogala 3 · 3 0

they stole my soul....now i cant sell it on ebay

2007-09-26 11:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by Jesus 3 · 2 0

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