Me : "You better step back before I mess up that pretty pink face of yours."
it worked.
2007-09-26 03:44:25 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I never did actually fight the person.
2007-09-26 03:49:13 · update #1
Usually - "Please don't hurt me, I'm a vegetarian"
But once, when I got a bit hot under the collar - "Why that just does it buster. Are you looking for a knuckle sandwich?". I spent the next 3 weeks in intensive care.
2007-09-26 03:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well, something I learned a long time ago, was to know exactly what to say to someone that wants to start a fight with me, something that will make that person lose their total cool and make an aggressive move towards me, which is exactly what I want them to do. If they want to show off to their friends or to their girlfriend, by thinking they can pick on me and look macho to them, then this is what I tell the dude:
"You know, I met your folks the other day, swell bunch of guys"!
And, if that doesn't get them fighting mad, then this next one sure will, works everytime!
"How old were you before you realized that you weren't like other little boys"!
Then, when they are so mad that they can't see straight, and they lunge for me, I step inside their blows, and put them on the ground. I then tell them, with a quiet voice, that should they decide to get up and continue with their behavior towards me, I will break both of their arms, in at least three places and this should land them in the hospital for an extended stay. Most idiots get up and resume their attack on me and I do exactly what I just told them I would do. Then the aggressiveness on their part is over, since their 'wings' are broken.
When they are released from the hospital, they usually steer clear of me, and in some cases, these people decide that its far better to have me as threir friend then as their enemy, which is fine with me.
I dislike fighting, idiots fight, I would much rather talk my way out of a stressful situation then to have to do battle, but if I must do battle, then I will do everything that I can to end the aggressive behavior in the attacking individual as quickly as I can.
Thank you,
2007-09-26 08:51:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was coming out of a local watering hole one " morning" at 1:30 am & I happened to look in some guy's direction & he said : " What are you looking at ? " I said, ( after getting my baseball bat from behind my seat), " NOT MUCH, WHY ? " He started in my direction & I produced the baseball bat from behind me and I asked him which knee he wanted busted. He soon cooled off and said he meant no harm, so I said for him to go on home & I'll do the same. He didn't know how much I was shaking though. I called my bat my equalizer. I never actually used it, but it saved my bacon a few times. I have since given up drinking.
2007-09-26 04:06:00 · answer #3 · answered by The Count 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
In the 8th grade I was surrounded by 3 guys in the hallway. I told them that if I got into another fight I had to go back to the Boys prison. They all chilled out and tried to be cool with me. I owned them all the rest of the schoolyear.
2007-09-26 03:51:12 · answer #4 · answered by Two Dogs Trucking 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
She was a long time friend, she accused my unreasonably and she wanted to fight. I told her "I am so sorry I am the cause of your frustration. Is there something I can do for you?" This, drove her mad and she went away. She never came back.
2007-09-26 03:57:07 · answer #5 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you must have me confused with someone that gives a s-it step back before you get hurt. not talking i got punched hurt more like waking up in the hospital hurt
2007-09-26 03:50:19 · answer #6 · answered by Agent 47™ Inc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So, you and your wife first cousins? Or would you say that the relationship is a little closer than that? After all, I've seen your kids.
It had the desired effect.
2007-09-26 06:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by Iggy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
'' ur much uglier up close '' i said that to a girl in my school she go to pissed off ! then she's like trying to insult me to get me back and she said '' ur a mistake '' am like ''thats the best u got?'' then i said ''they say g-d doesn't maked mistakes look how u turned out!'' u would luv to c the look on her face!
2007-09-26 03:57:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. It's been about 18 years since my last fight, and I lost that one, so...
2007-09-26 03:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nothing
I just hooked his skate with my hockey stick and he was no longer in my face yelling at me but on his face on the ice.
He didn't bother me after that. :)
2007-09-26 03:53:12 · answer #10 · answered by Selina Kyle 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋