A visiting professor at Clemson University is giving a seminar
on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students
raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in
ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40
students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"--15 students raise
their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a
ghost?"--3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is
astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has
ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up
here and tell us about your experience.
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his
way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what
it's like to have sex with a ghost.
The student replies, "Ghost?!?"
"Dang it, I thought you said 'goats'."
2007-09-26 03:04:37 · 12 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's great! I'll have to remember to tell that at the next FFA meeting.
2007-09-26 03:08:57 · answer #1 · answered by ROBERT C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke, I just printed it out and put it on the wall in my office, I am from Maine there are lots of rednecks here.
2007-09-26 10:30:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I live smack dab in the middle of redneck territory I've never herd of that and redneck jokes are common so that was a good'n =)
2007-09-26 10:12:59 · answer #3 · answered by BringThe Pain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... I live in redneck country.. I need to remember that..
2007-09-26 10:19:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao
2007-09-26 10:08:00 · answer #5 · answered by smurfette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!! Have a star....
2007-09-26 10:13:35 · answer #6 · answered by Hippiechick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol-Funny-good one..
2007-09-26 10:07:37 · answer #7 · answered by KAREBEAR 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice... lol!!!
2007-09-26 10:09:05 · answer #8 · answered by jjonesacctony 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!
2007-09-26 10:07:45 · answer #9 · answered by Ohio Gal Rocks! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!... that was pretty good...
2007-09-26 10:08:39 · answer #10 · answered by WhoDidThat??? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋