Or would his shrubbery persona turn you off?
2007-09-26 02:43:23 · 5 answers · asked by Cheese 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
hahaha, you know I love these...
hmmm, let's see...
I'm neither hoe nor prune, but I'll call a spade a spade, I love a rake-ish dude, the mower rake-ish, the better... weed have some fun, mulch fun, behind the shed. Wheel barrow some time, he'd fertilize my lawn, for the shear till of it. So yeah, I'd plant my tulips...if he shrubbed me the right way.
2007-09-26 03:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by Guinness 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
I would plant my tulips on his water hose and fill his garden with rows of naked ladies. If he needed a trim, I would be right there with my lovely lady sheers to weed out the unnecessaries in order to see him in all his glory......:) as he stands erect within the landscape.
2007-09-26 04:14:16 · answer #2 · answered by scsspace 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
"Quick! Call a doctor! It's an epidemic and it's moving fast through Yahoo Answers."
"No need to fear! Anti-Wordplay Super Hero is here. I'm out to put words right and wrong words near. Please, let me hear a good RAH-RAH cheer."
"Too late...."
Beware of the pods!!!
2007-09-26 10:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'd wrap myself around the trunk of his body and grab his stump. ( Backside)
My limbs would go weak as we stood ,face to face.......
He,a sturdy, giant OAK of a man.
And me.........
A little daisy "petaling" my devotion to him in my flowery ways.
Ahhhhhhhh~~~~~ Mother Nature's sweet love story ~~~~~
2007-09-26 03:55:53 · answer #4 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will go out on a limb and say that I prefer to osculate, not prevaricate.
2007-09-26 02:54:04 · answer #5 · answered by faylo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋