2007-09-26 00:28:51 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
lol, ...I just wanted to stir the pot up a little ; )
Nobody on this earths surface is perfect.
Thanks for answering : )
2007-09-26 00:52:42 · update #1
You don't create a perfect wife. That is kind of like all of these women thinking that they will someday be able to change their men.
2007-09-26 00:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by Grants a tractor luvr! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well first exhume a grave site and pull a lady out from the ground. Make sure she died recently, and wasn't too old at the time.
Then find a deserted warehouse or basement to do your Work of the Devil in.
Lay her on the table and cut her open. With (sterilized!) tongs take out her Free Will and Abstract Thought. Poke around in there till you find her Bitchiness and burn that. It might look a little purple, since she's been dead for awhile, but don't be fooled; it's not her Sex Drive!
Her Sex Drive should look slightly green. Hook this up to an electrical device and shoot it with some juice till it grows three times it's original size.
Sew her back up and perform any liposuction or cosmetic surgery you think is nesessary, then use the Rite of the Undead to call on Satan to bring her back to life.
She might smell a little funny, but wow will she be ready to service you all day and then make you sandwiches!
Have fun!
2007-09-26 00:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Missy 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
your cant , its impossible since no person is perfect. the best u can do is to know what qualities u want in a wife and try to find a person that shares atleast most of the qualities that u want.. but if ur looking for the perfect wife, they dont exsist because we are all only human and no human is perfect..
2007-09-26 00:50:41 · answer #3 · answered by brwneyedgrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You create the perfect wife by being the perfect husband!!!!
2007-09-26 01:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can't create a perfect wife nor can you be a perfect husband....as humans we tend to make mistakes...the reason for this is we have free will or choice...and sometimes, we make the wrong ones...
if you love the person you are to marry, you have to accept her as she is with all her good points and imperfections...it is in loving and accepting the imperfections that can make your marriage almost perfect...
2007-09-26 00:35:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
*chuckles* Well if you get any inspirational answers make sure to share so that the females can use them to create a perfect husband!
2007-09-26 01:08:18 · answer #6 · answered by Rebecca W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
have more and more sex - before meal and again after meal . before tea and again after tea. always sex
2nd give more and more morey buy a land , house, estate, jewels & every thing and present to her
and ask" her to make you a perfect wife what should I do and what shoudn't I do"
And you reduse your expectations. So any body can be perfect to you
2007-09-26 00:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by cuteperl16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you cannot create a perfect wife coz face it, you can also never be a perfect husband.. nobody is and will ever be.. perfection can only be accomplished if both parties know how to compromise..
2007-09-26 00:32:26 · answer #8 · answered by toink0520 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You don't. There is no perfect wife out there just as you would not be a perfect husband. No perfect people anywhere.
2007-09-26 00:31:28 · answer #9 · answered by elaeblue 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
By being the perfect husband yourself!
2007-09-26 00:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋