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As the night guard turned out the last light in the museam, he ____________. A sound was coming from the __________.
As he went to investigate, a ______ ran past him! He _______ but did not ________. When he entered the room displaying the _________, he was ___________. There....standing in front of him was ________________.
The headlines the next day, read:__________________.
2007-09-24 18:00:53 · 6 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
As the night guard turned out the last light in the museum, he ____involuntarily stopped and cringed________. A sound was coming from the __room full of dinosaur bones___.
As he went to investigate, a __Velociraptor____ ran past him! He ___saw it with his own eyes____ but did not __believe it______. When he entered the room displaying the ___dinosaurs______, he was ___flabergasted________. There....standing in front of him was _a T-Rex______.
The headlines the next day, read:____Museum Guard Jumps From 5th Floor; No Explanation Found____.
2007-09-25 04:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by Char 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As the night guard turned out the last light in the museum, he was startled by a loud noise. As sound was coming from the prehistoric hall. As he went to investigate, a hairy guy ran past him! He grunted but did not talk. When he entered the room displaying the cavemen, he was in awe. There...standing in front of him was one of the stars of the nes show. The headlines the next day, read "Cavemen stars go too far in role research."
2007-09-24 18:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by Smooch The Pooch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As the night guard turned out the last light in the museum, he heard a sudden inexplicable noise. A sound was coming from the large hall that served as a display area.
As he went to investigate, a startled brown monkey ran past him! He was shocked but did not let that deter him. When he entered the room displaying the artefacts, he was astonished to see that a meeting was in progress! There....standing in front of him was an entire section of figurines of a past civilisation in an animated jabber as they conversed in an ancient and lost dialect.
The headlines the next day, read:ancient figurines come alive in museum! Anthroplogists and scientists alike baffled!!
2007-09-24 23:01:43 · answer #3 · answered by violeo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As the night guard turned out the last light in the museum, he FREAKED OUT. A sound was coming from the DUNGEON. As he went to investigate, a MUMMY ran past him! He SHRIEKED, but did not FAINT. When he entered the room displaying the MUMMIES, he was FAINT OF HEART. There,,,standing in front of him was KING TUT! The headlines next day read, 'NIGHT GUARD OVERCOME BY DUST AND FUMES FROM KING TUT' !
2007-09-25 04:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whilst the gap alien stepped out of the alien craft he glanced on the gang, OMG..He regarded in basic terms like Jonathan Ross on a robust day. A reporter from the solar yelled out, whats up mate are you on the subject count of Jonathon Ross, if no longer whats your call asked a marginally super woman on the front of the gang. The alien responded Yingtang why whats yours. He became donning silver and gold glitter bell bottoms and he jogged my memory of the lead singer from the Bee Gees As he walked to the microphone to handle the gang I unexpectedly had the urge for some jive speaking, he regarded at me and yelled, thank you to bypass woman, thank you to bypass.
2016-10-09 19:31:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
farted. exit staircase. prostitute showed her the way out
push her down the stairs "Elevator This Way" sign amazed
the hooker. "Fart parts with part."
2007-09-24 18:27:34 · answer #6 · answered by Dept. of Redundancy Department 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋