One day at a bussy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles up the aisle, and the copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first passengers do not react, thinking that it must be some sort of a practical joke. However, after a few minutes engines start revving and the airplane starts moving down the runway. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly, and people began panicking. Finally, the plane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sign of reliefand turns to the pilot: 'You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we are going to get killed!'
2007-09-24
17:40:39
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