My friend said that babies come from some where else and not the stork, but my parents say the stork drops them in the chimney. So did I get dropped on my head by a bird or what?
2007-09-24 17:14:33 · 18 answers · asked by not you 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Newborn & Baby
I am 9 years old lady.
2007-09-24 17:22:37 · update #1
I am a boy. Not a girl you dork.
2007-09-24 17:34:53 · update #2
Sorry no storks. What actually happens is aliens come down from space and make babys out of genetic specimens they have collected from all over the universe. Then they randomly choose a woman and abduct her in to their spaceship and place the baby in her tummy. Then they play World of Warcraft until the new mommy wakes up. Usually the new mommy wakes up after you reach lvl 40-45. then they decide whether the baby will be a human, nightelve, undead, etc. Really though, if you are a nine year and this is a real question, ASK your PARENTS!!!!! but your not.
2007-09-24 17:30:23 · answer #1 · answered by Charles K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aww, honey- how old are you? 4? or 5? or 6? You are obviously not that young, since your spelling is perfect dear. And no, you do not come from the stork, your parents had sex and conceived you and your mom labored long and hard to give birth to you and that's why you're here! Get some sex education young man!
2007-09-24 17:21:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, the stork brought my baby. And that whole labor thing...ya know when I was in the worst pain I will probably ever feel in nmy life...that was all a dream.
Those storks are amazing creatures!
2007-09-24 17:32:21 · answer #3 · answered by learningbusiness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish the stork did bring babies
2007-09-25 00:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes babies come from storks, kind of.. First they lay an egg, the egg haches into a BABY stork... Babies come from all of the animals...
2007-09-24 17:23:43 · answer #5 · answered by James Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you truly a child of a stork? What did you use to type your question in , Ask you parents to tell you the story of the one who flew over the coo-coos nest.
2007-09-24 17:31:29 · answer #6 · answered by Domesticgoddess 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is sad when a child has to find out the great facts about living in this world from same-age peers and not their own parents. I think you need to sit your parents down and let them know that you want to hear things from them since they know more. Many parents get scared, for some reason, by this topic. Personally, as a parent of kids ranging from almost 15 to 4 years in age, I can't understand it. It has never been a problem for me to talk to my kids about whatever they wanted to talk about in an age-appropriate manner. It hurts me to see kids wondering and seeking answers in the wrong places. I would be honest with you but I think that is always best coming from your parents. You may just have to coax them, though. Frankly, my oldest knew terms at age five that some kids don't know at age 12. One day, my baby sister told my son who was five at the time that she had a baby in her tummy. He gave her a silly look and calmy corrected her, "Aunt Jane, you don't have a baby in your tummy. Its in your uterus." I used true terms with my kids because of an experience I had as a preschool teacher BEFORE I had kids. I was pregnant with my first child and a 4-year old came up to me and asked me if I had a baby in my tummy. I just answered yes to him. He paused and looked terribly uncomfortable. Finally he asked me if I loved my baby. I was so surprised by such a question and quickly answered, "YES!" Then he suddenly got his nerve and blurted out, "Then why did you EAT him??" Since that horrific day, I have vowed to just talk plainly and not be nervous about any question my kids ask. However, please be patient with your parents. They may not realise that they can't talk to you like a little girl anymore or you will be a mother before you understand how it happened. They may need some encouragement from you. No, they may need a LOT of encouragement from you!
Now go and tell your parents those (true) stories I told you and ask them what it all means. That may be a great conversation starter for a topic that may be very hard for your folks to breech.
2007-09-24 17:38:45 · answer #7 · answered by delemamomma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
look honey i dont know if you know about sex but a man and a woman have sex and if it's unpertected they become pregnent and 9 months later the baby will come out of the vagina just like you unless the woman needs a c-section then in that case the woman will go in the operating room and they will get ready to cut her belly wide open and take the baby out. and if you dont understand this you need to talk to your parents
2007-09-24 17:38:45 · answer #8 · answered by moonstone2009 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No babies don't come from stroks they come from women. Man and women create baby. Women becomes pregnant and carries a baby for 9 months when 9 months is up she has baby.
2007-09-24 17:20:41 · answer #9 · answered by Adrianne R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure!- If you're last name is "Stork"! -And from the sound of it- you got dropped from a pretty good height! :)
2007-09-24 17:24:21 · answer #10 · answered by Joseph, II 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋