Lets say your favorite wrestler is in the ring and gets attacked by Bigshow. Bigshow gives him a serious beatdown and then proceeds to chokeslam him through the announcers table. The next week, Bigshow then comes out on RAW and is in the middle of the ring saying he gave your favorite wrestler the beat down of all time and is now challenging him to a match at Summerslam. He goes on to say that he's gonna cripple your azz at Summerslam then raises his right hand in the air and yells like the gorilla he is.
The challenge for you is to respond to this the way your favorite wrestler would. It has to sound like something your favorite wrestler would say. Most creative response gets 10 points.
2007-09-24
15:21:23
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If Bigshow could chokeslam Viiscera with no problem, do you really think he'd have a hard time with Happy Humphries?
2007-09-24
15:34:21 ·
update #1
He chokeslamed Viscera in a match several years ago on SmackDown. And I should add during that match that Show tossed Vis around as if he were a little kid. And that's no easy thing to do.
2007-09-24
15:37:40 ·
update #2
Here is Show chokeslamming Viscera:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIlw8v0rMFU
2007-09-24
15:48:41 ·
update #3
(MUSIC HITS)"If Ya Smelllll what the rock, is cookin!" Baw gawd its The Rock!!! "Finally, The Rock has come back...to Monday Night Raw!" "So Big Show.. you think your all cool beating down the peoples champ like that huh?" Big show attempts to say something "IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!! The only think that matters is that the rock is gonna whoop that 500 pound candy *** at summerslam and that is guaran-damn-teed!" You see Big show, The Rock is tired of you being a 500 pound piece of mokey **** attacking people from behind and chokeslamming them through the announcers table so i tell you what you take that little TV moniter you hit the rock with last week, dust it off, turn it side ways and stick it straight up your candy ***! IF YA SMELLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!"
2007-09-26 13:48:39
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answered by Anonymous
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The sound of breaking glass & Stone Cold comes out to the ring.He's having a bad day
" Show, you come out here talking trash - What?! - You're flappin your gums runnin' off at the mouth - Wwhat?! You're disrespectin me - What?! I'm in a bad mood today - Wwhat?
I've had a beer, 2 beers, 3 beers - What?! 4 beers, 5 beers, 6 - What?!
It's time you had a can of whoop@ss opened up on your sorry hide Show.And that's the Bottom Line cos Stone Cold says so - What?!"
Big Show tries to shake hands with Austin but he just laughs.He offers Big Show a beer & laughs again.Then he hits the Stone cold Stunner the way it should be down like in the clip below:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWgbBgjE05I
2007-09-24 23:08:09
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answered by Anonymous
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bigshow you claim you gave me the greatest beating of my life well you forgot one thing i'm mick foley I was taking beating in japan that would make you crawl into your cave that you came from before you had vince eating chunk o' bigshow and you would never and i mean never be the same i had the hell beat outta me in hell in a cell im the hardcore legend your the hardcore jackass you see big show i paid a trip to the boiler room, and thats where i met up with an old friend a wrestler known simply as MANKIND! oh yes he'll be here in this ring next week so show i want you angy you oversized underbrained son of a ***** i want you to kick my sorry *** all over this ring next night and i want you to not only beat me i want you to break me in half! BANG! BANG! Have A Nice Day!
2007-09-24 22:39:46
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answered by kurtanglefan_rko 2
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CM Punks music hits and he comes down and tells bigshow that last week was a fluke and he attacked him from behind and at Summerslam we will be in a cage so theres no where to run or hide and Then CM Punk says hes straight edge, "I dont drink, I dont smoke, and I dont do drugs so therefore I am better than you"
2007-09-24 22:29:10
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answered by xthority 3
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Ok then.Mine is edge.
So here we go.
"Last week you attacked me when i wasn't looking,and now you expect me to get in a match with you?No way is the Rated R Superstar going to boost your career that's in the gutter!And i don't care what these people say,but they will not get a match at Summerslam and have the satisfaction of me whooping your sorry carcass,these people treat the greatest of all time like crap,so i don't think so,Big Slow.Or was it Big Shi+?I honestly can't remember!So back off big boy,and don't you ever do that to the World Champion,Buddy!"
2007-09-24 22:32:28
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Happy Humphrey: (who at one point weighed 700 pounds during active competition)
Hey Big Show, why couldn't you chokeslam me?
Since when did Big Show Chokeslam V?
2007-09-24 22:31:12
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answered by Anonymous
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MAY 19TH
2007-09-25 03:27:13
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answered by xombieslayer 3
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