2007-09-24 15:14:14 · 13 answers · asked by kitkat 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sorry i meant fills up
2007-09-24 15:16:53 · update #1
the first is going to make for some interesting answers.
2007-09-24 15:17:34 · update #2
Oh fills up????
a gas tank,
a tummy,
a bath tub
My temper and my temperature!!!,
The SKY,
price of gas,
taxes,
medications,
chance of terrorist attacks,
my spirits after a glass of wine
2007-09-24 15:16:19 · answer #1 · answered by char__c is a good cooker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this might be worth a giggle.
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.
"I'll only marry you under three conditions."
"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.
"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28-inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."
Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"
The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.
"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."
The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"
The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.
"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."
A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"
2007-09-24 22:17:24 · answer #2 · answered by JIM 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Guyz
2007-09-24 22:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by pooper_scooper 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a teenage boy on a hot date!
2007-09-24 22:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by from HJ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The mouth.
2007-09-24 22:19:43 · answer #5 · answered by golden sephiroth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my member in the morn
2007-09-24 22:28:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a cup
2007-09-24 22:16:26 · answer #7 · answered by I'M ABOUT TO BLOW YA MIND 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My boyfriend.
2007-09-24 22:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
an arrow
2007-09-24 22:17:43 · answer #9 · answered by The Uncanny Comic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
helium balloons
2007-09-24 22:16:56 · answer #10 · answered by wwhrd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋