i have a guy coming to stop in for a drink in about 20 minutes and my stomach is really off and wow....i am haivng the worst smelling gas of my life and it really has hang time and i am so worried that the smell will have this guy running out the door....i am doing my best to hold it in, but i just can't....know anything that will cover the smell...it is pouring rain out here so we can't sit out on the deck even..i really like this guy and want to make a good impression.....i could really use some help a.s.a.p....thank you so much...i know this likely seems like a joke question...IT ISN'T...also any suggestions to fix my upset/rotten tummy too...and something that might work right away.....yuck, i stink so bad, this isn't even funny it is vile! thank you for your time and consideration of my question. wish me luck with this guy....isn't this a great way to make an impression, of all the night for this to happen.
2007-09-24 14:56:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
my brother is going to drop me by some febreeze as i write..hope that might help!! thanks so far for your suggestions, maybe i will call my friend to see if he can bring his dog over.....that might be a good idea!!
2007-09-24 15:04:42 · update #1
awwww poor girl. hopefully he isnt on Y!A and doesnt see this. just try your best to hold it in. got sit on the potty for a bit, or get on your bed on your hands and knees and stick your butt in the air. that might help to get it out. burn lots and lots of candles around the house, get the fireplace going. have a pack of matches handy, the sulfer counteracts the fart smell. every time you have to fart (if you cant hold it in) just light a candle with a match. good luck darlin!
2007-09-24 15:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try lighting a match. Let it burn for a few seconds and put it out. Do this a few times. Then light a fragrant candle. That will explain the "match" smell if he's wondering.
2007-09-24 15:03:09 · answer #2 · answered by Bonbon29 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peppermint Spirits......they use them in hospitals to cover lots of bad smell. Put a dab under your nose.
2007-09-24 15:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by impstout2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stuff a hand full of suppositories up your bung hole and wait five minutes....stay close to a toilet while you wait.....that should take care of what is causing the problem....
burn candles, or find a reason to keep lighting matches and blowing them out the whole time he is there.
2007-09-24 15:05:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope you keep a bottle of cologne or Axe handy...
2007-09-24 14:59:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Light a match with each blast...
2007-09-24 15:10:28 · answer #6 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do your business in the washroom then see if you still have gas.
2007-09-24 15:00:01 · answer #7 · answered by Rapture say wahhh?? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try some milk. and go borrow a dog from the neighbors.
2007-09-24 15:00:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
go outside and let it go... come back in and hopefully it does not follow you... and get some febreeze air freshenor. linen scent...
2007-09-24 15:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by im a goonie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just excuse yourself everytime you have to fart.
2007-09-24 15:00:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋