May be weird, but I need some insults?

Question

Here's the situation. There's this person I really don't like, I need to come up wih some insults. Don't bother telling me thsi sin't the right way I've been told that. Thanks in advance

Answer 1

Yo momma so fat....... Oh boy, now those are fun. Not insults, but you know, just don't get in any fights. Okay?

Answer 2

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Ever since I have seen you in your family tree, I have wanted to cut it down.

I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
Shut up, you’ll never be the man your mother is (LMAO!)

You’re so ugly when you were born the doctors didn’t know if they should put you in a cradle or a cage

Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones

Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you?

Here’s 20 cents, call all your friends and give me back the change (LMAO!!!!!)

Yo momma is so fat your dad has to kneel up in bed to see if its daylight!

Yo mama’s so fat when she went missing, she took up all four sides of the milk carton

Your house is so small, you ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside.

Your parents are siblings

Yo momma’s so stupid I said turn on the black light and she turned off the light

Your momma’s so fat when she got in a monster truck she turned it into a low rider!

You’re so ugly, apes want to adopt you

You’re so bent you make a banana look like a ruler

Your Momma’s so fat when she goes out of the house in her red jogging suit all the kids yell.."Hey Kool-Aid!" (omg haha)

Your so stupid, you were the first person to have an IQ in the negatives

You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering ( LMAO!!)

(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it’s your village, they want their idiot back

Answer 3

I don't think insults are a sin, but a sign of maturity is ignoring their rudeness. Trust me, there are lots of people I absolutely cannot stand, but I don't tell them that to their face. Let them be stupid, and don't say anything, but have a good laugh about them later with your friends.

Answer 4

Your moma's so fat she looked at a school bus and ran after it and yelled'' Twinkie''!

Yo Moma So Poor:

that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

they put her photo on food stamps.

when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

burglars break into her home and leave money.

when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

the building society repossed her cardboard box.

she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.

I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.

when I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a corner...ANY corner..."

I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...

when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping trolley....with a box on it...

she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted - "Hey, who turned off the heater!"

I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying - "Who knocked???"

I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

she does drive by shootings on the school bus.

when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she growled - "Don't use the good china"

Answer 5

I would need more information. Given what you said- there are the classic - Yo Mama jokes- making fun of their name- making fun of their height/weight-making fun of something they are good or even really bad at.

I would need more info. to be specific.

Answer 6

grow up be the bigger man and walk away. it takes a bigger man to walk away that to fight grow up your better that name calling and insulting and this can become a crime

Answer 7

make fun of one of their flaws.

Answer 8

You have so much gel in your hair......

"it would stop a bullet."