2007-09-24 12:42:49 · 59 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
your drs. are all younger than you are
2007-09-24 12:44:53 · answer #1 · answered by odin 3 · 7⤊ 1⤋
1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.
2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
discover you aren't wearing any.
3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're
not eating cereal.
4. Your back goes out but you stay home.
5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.
6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
8. When happy hour is a nap.
9. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your
money does..
10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to
you and you always hated it.
11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of
your age.
12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make
sure the street is still there.
13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on
your bifocals.
21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on
your head the whole time.
24. You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there.
25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't
care anymore.
27. You finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even
remember being on top of it.
2007-09-24 12:46:57 · answer #2 · answered by Deb S (SFECU) pray4revival 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old lady with the grey hair you help to cross the street is your wife.
Everything but the right parts get stiff.
The gleam in your eyes is the sun hitting your bifocals.
You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it is leaning against the wrong wall.
Your mind makes contracts your body cant keep.
You decide to procrastinate but never get around to doing it.
Dialing long distance wears you out.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
You get your exercise acting as a pallbearer for your friends who exercise.
(I'll leave some for other folks)
2007-09-24 12:58:40 · answer #3 · answered by billy brite 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your music you listened to as a kid is now on the "oldies" station and you listen to it.
When you check all the ages on the obituary page to see if there older than you.
When AARP sends you a membership card.
When you tell stories to the younger workers that start out "back in my day"
When you have shoes in the closet older than your new boss
2007-09-24 12:49:16 · answer #4 · answered by doug g 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
...you're released first in a hostage situation.
...you know all the answers, but no one asks you questions.
...you run out of room in the medicine cabinet.
...you have a party and the neighbors don't even know.
...your back goes out more than you do.
...people think you're dead when you are actually asleep.
...you know what the word 'equity' means.
2007-09-24 12:48:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
You refer to Joan Rivers and George Burns as 'young'
2007-09-24 12:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Wrinkles appair.
Music all the sudden seems TOO loud for you.
You've decided to get a cat.
You start to receive too much pains.
Oh this can go on and on and on....
2007-09-24 12:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you need a knee lift like demi moore.
Before and After pic here:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/10/demiknees_450x300.jpg
2007-09-24 12:46:04 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah Smile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When things that went out of fashion when you were little come back i.e. leg warmers, slam bracelets my little pony!
And you still have the original to compare the two!!!
2007-09-24 12:48:17 · answer #9 · answered by I'm a ninja darnit! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you used to get from a roller coaster.
2007-09-24 12:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by Heyitsme 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you wear clothes for comfort and warmth rather than for how they look
you tell your children that if they go out with out thier coats they will 'catch thier death'
you find yourself looking at salt and pepper mills as viable xmas presents
(all done by me in the past 24 hours and i am still in my 20's, okay okay 29 but im still in my 20s LOL)
2007-09-24 12:46:17 · answer #11 · answered by alaniss2 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋