besides the fact that theyre not breathing
2007-09-24 10:53:21 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
guys..its a joke. lighten up..i want some funny answers not some boring ones.
2007-09-24 11:13:02 · update #1
When you yell "fire" they don't get up!
2007-09-24 10:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by Deb S 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No heartbeat at all. No brainwaves.
Surprisingly enough, there was just a story about a guy in Bolivia that was pronounced dead and had the autopsy started until they realized he was BLEEDING and he woke up screaming.
Mistakes still do happen. That's why I have requested that they wait 24 hours to see if my blood has coagulated before they cut me open or drain me.
2007-09-24 10:59:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The eyes will be turned up,fingernails go blue,lips also. Skin,cool to the touch. Is this a curent situation? Because if it is and you had something to do with it,I'd move fast before rigour mortis sets in. After that they can tell the body was moved.
2007-09-24 10:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poke em with a stick...
I have to respectfully disagree with Robert S about the dancing...
Have we learned nothing from that lively(pardon the pun) documentry "Weekend at Bernies?"
2007-09-24 15:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by Princess Consuela B. Hammock 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eyes dilate - no pulse on neck and wrists. Doesn't answer when you call as hard as you can. Body temperature drops to zero...turns into what is termed 'cold blood' that is not flowing.
2007-09-24 11:00:09 · answer #5 · answered by upyerjumper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I tell them a joke and there is no response then I assume they must be dead. I mean what other reason could there be?
2007-09-24 21:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First I ask,next I feel for pulse,heart beat,breathing etc if not may be gone.
2007-09-24 12:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't move for a couple of days, then sit up, release gases and moan at you.
Or...
You poke them like the Pillsbury dough boy, and your finger goes through.
2007-09-24 10:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Their heart has stopped beating for longer than a couple of seconds.
2007-09-24 10:56:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only way to be sure is to get 2 flatline s on 2 different leads on an EKG
2007-09-24 10:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard the old expression : Dead men can't fall out of windows. ?
2007-09-24 12:42:36 · answer #11 · answered by The Count 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋