i **EFFd** A GiRL.
2007-09-24 10:18:20
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answered by pimpin. 1
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I went for a job interview and was left in a little office and was told it would be another 20 minutes untill my interview. The night before I had been drinking and eating curry. I was very nervous about the interview and I wasn't feeling very well. Anyway, I did a poo in the top drawer of the desk and then wiped my bottom with a cushion and shoved that in the top drawer too. I was called for my interview which went quite well....I was feeling much better after my dump. Unforunately, it turns out they had a security camera watching me and they forwarded the security video to my company where it was sent around via email and lots of people teased me. After a couple of weeks the teasing stopped except for this 1 guy who never shut up about it. I worked back late one night and did a poo in his top drawer. He complained to the top management and I was politely interviewed and given a formal disciplinary warning. The company is very professional and I was offered counselling with a psycologist. I apologied to the guy and I also apologised to the company where I did the poo. I took up the offer of counselling but it didnt work out because it turns out I have a personality disorder and I will always be using poo to make my point rather than confronting people. I have lots of stories of inappropriate poo I have done. One time I did a poo in the confessional box of my local catholic church.
2007-09-24 17:35:21
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answered by Anonymous
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For the past few weeks at school, we had a magazine drive. We won tickets for selling them. I had enough tickets to win fifty dollars in my locker. My locker has been broken for the past few days, (the door is sliding out of place) so someone could easily put their hand into it. When I opened my locker, I couldn't find my tickets! I was already late for class! After I searched through my locker with no luck, I called for my friends and my homeroom teacher. After they came over and I made a big scene, I found my tickets. They were on the floor right next to me the whole time! They just slipped out of my locker when I was putting my things away. I was SO embarrassed!
2007-09-24 17:28:15
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answered by Coke Nicola 3
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Wow .. the llast thing i did was i was at y boyfriends house
and i was sitting with him on the couch
and his dad and step mom were on the other couch
and i didnt know that i got my perioud
and i know this is nasty
but i stood up and the whole couch and my whole but was
soaked in blood
.. mind you i had a skirt on
and i was sooo embarrased
i payed for them to take it to be cleaned
they acted like they didnt care but
i couldnt just leave it there
2007-09-24 17:19:58
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answered by Blank1ta 1
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I made a scene and bitched out a cashier at a Goodwill Thrift store who was being very rude and charged me for an extra item but was ignoring me.
2007-09-24 17:21:14
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answered by C M 3
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today: the hall's always crowded at school and i was thinking about something and i ran into the trashcan i fell over it and all the stuff in it came out. i honestly think i pulled like 8 people down with me. but im not too horrified, this is normal or me. almost expected. atleast i didn't fall down the stairs today...
2007-09-24 17:20:50
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answered by Anonymous
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Standing in line at Walgreens, I let a Silent But Deadly one rip. Unintentionally, I assure you, but I think the others knew it was me!
2007-09-24 17:20:06
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answered by Abby O'Normal 6
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Yesterday at church, I was playing on the playground... I was on the swings, and I was going really fast when I fell on the floor... the swing broke in half.
2007-09-24 17:22:14
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answered by Caroline 7
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tripped and fell over a bike after i was like no way am i going to trip over that ugh yea so now my legs are all effed up
2007-09-24 17:31:11
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answered by Tiffany 3
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I was at the cinema and i mistook a boy i didn't know for my brother and dipped my hand into his popcorn.
2007-09-26 15:25:00
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answered by ღ♫PúяpLє lⓞvє♪™ 5
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Fall in public? but thats hardley embarrasing it's more like a rutine, I thing chocking on my food in public, yeah thats it
2007-09-24 17:18:38
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answered by rogue_roque 4
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