I mean if you just start saying "hi how are you?" and reaching your hand around for a shake, they could mistakenly lock you up in the loony bin, where the only tv show they play is re-runs of "The View" from when Star Jones was on! What's the best way to greet the visibility-impaired?
2007-09-24 09:34:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
carry around a bucket of paint. splash it on them, then say, "oops! sorry!" In the mean time, everyone else will see that there is an invisible man there.
2007-09-24 09:39:14 · answer #1 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
sign language!
people can HEAR you talking, turn, and stare at you. but people won't be on the look-out for unnecessary sign language.
good luck!
[p.s. if you DO get sent to the "loony bin" I advise taking a permanent marker along with you and blotting out the ladies faces when they show "The View". rumor has it that if you look into their eyes for too long, you'll throw up corn-dogs and soap until the TV is turned off.
Problem is, they lock you up in small, sound-proof rooms, so by the time they've noticed you're "unwell" you've drowned in a roomful of Soap 'n Dog Soup. good luck again!]
2007-09-24 10:38:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm.... well if i were in that terrible situation i would just say 'excuse me...sorry for bumping into you' and when people stare say you are on the phone talking to a friend then tell them to mind their own businesses . Going back to the invisible person, tell them that some people don't understand anything, these days.
2007-09-24 10:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think hello how are you with your mind and Say hello to those of us who have ectoplasm that are coming towards you. Did you get locked up before? Because you seem to know a lot about what Tv shows they watch. Why don't you strike up a conversation with him next time you take your meds then you can talk all you want.
Go talk to a doctor please
2007-09-24 10:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you bumped in an invisible man, wouldn't you say 'excuse me' rather than 'hello'?
With the rise in people talking 'hands free' nowadays, I doubt people would give you a second look if you were talking and there didn't appear to be anyone standing next to you.
2007-09-24 09:44:34 · answer #5 · answered by Tinymogul 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if u bumped into an invisable man would u say hi or be have the sh*t scared out of u and run away? think about it if u just r walking down the street and bump into wat looks like nothing wouldn't u be kinda scared?
it would prolly go like this....
ur walking in the mall and run into an invisable man...
u: oops sry i didn't see u"
*u gather ur things off the ground*
him/she/it: "yea i get that a lot"
*ur still gathering ur things*
u: "rele y?"
*u look up to see that ur not talking to anyone*
u: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
*u run away screaming*
them: "yea i get that a lot too...."
and thats how its going to go down!
2007-09-24 10:09:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who cares what "people" think. It's YOUR life---LIVE it!
Dance with the invisible man if you want to!
2007-09-24 19:48:17 · answer #7 · answered by aisha 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly girl, you use "invisible think".
2007-09-24 10:12:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, I can't answer your question but I really admire you for being so...well...different
2007-09-24 09:43:06 · answer #9 · answered by sunpansy14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really, I don't think anyone would notice these days.
2007-09-24 09:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by Sal D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋