2007-09-24 08:56:23 · 10 answers · asked by ...... 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
since I was a cop, here a list of some things you don't want to say ~~ because we DO have a response for them all:
#1.) "but, officer, I didn't see the RED light!"
.....maybe that's why you DIDN'T STOP for it!
#2.) "but, officer, I don't live in this town!"
....are the red/yellow/green lights DIFFERENT COLORS in your town!
#3.) "but, officer, my SPEEDOMETER is not working!"
...well, i guess I just have write you ANOTHER TICKET for a vehicle malfunction!
#4.) "but, officer, can I PAY YOU to not write me a ticket?"
...hmmm, how much 'ya got? (j/k)
#5.) "but, officer, I DID stop!"
....ma'am/sir, the law requires you to STOP BEHIND the limit line!
#6.) "but, officer, it's not fair... I didn't SEE YOU!"
...would it had matter if YOU DID!
#7.) LADIES, NEVER EVER ATTEMPT TO HIKE UP YOUR SKIRT AS THE OFFICER APPROACHES YOUR VEHICLE'S WINDOW! AS A FEMALE OFFICER, THAT DOES NOTHING FOR ME!! HAHA
oh, i remember one more!!
#8.) "but, officer, shouldn't you be out catching a robber or a murderer?"
....do you know where one is?? they don't exactly where signs on them advertising they are wanted for a felonious crime!
2007-09-24 09:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by 100% ♥Creole♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go f*** yourself.
This one never works either:
A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was
wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.
The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer,
don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop,
blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked,
"Are we over the border yet?
2007-09-24 09:07:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, maybe its time to lay off the donuts, I think the buttons are about to burst off of your shirt.
Honestly officer, I smoke tobacco out of the crack pipe.
My kids LIKE to be tied up in the trunk. Its a game we play.
2007-09-24 09:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Barney Blake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Disclaimer: I'm answering in the spirit of P & S,
with Full Respect for what they do / must go through
and am happy to have them there for when we need 'em...
So, here goes....
"Gee, yeah, they said they were closing ALL the bakeries!"
2007-09-24 09:09:41 · answer #4 · answered by morethan32characters 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Officer I swear that light was only pink when I went through it :)
2007-09-24 09:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by Dylanne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Get out of my f**ken face" My father used to be a cop and I can remember him coming home one night just having been told this. lol
2007-09-24 09:32:18 · answer #6 · answered by Melba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought you had to be in physical shape to be a police officer
you're not gonna check the trunk are you?
2007-09-24 09:06:21 · answer #7 · answered by :) 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
are you sure your an officer and not some rent a cop?
2007-09-24 09:03:42 · answer #8 · answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh look they are having a sale at the donut shop!!
2007-09-24 09:09:39 · answer #9 · answered by .:*eri*licious*:. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I dare you to arrest me"
2007-09-24 10:18:35 · answer #10 · answered by MikeyG 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋