Isn't the current crop of democrats....?

Question

....just a bunch of burned out old hippies who are still mad at republicans because Reagan said "A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah."?
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Doesn't the Democrat platform seem like just one big Haight Ashbury revival?

Free love
Free food
Free medical care
Everybody on drugs

Answer 1

Those darn hippies...insisting on anti-Conservative values like no war, helping your neighbors and tolerance for others. Geez...next they'll be insisting on suspicious things like equal rights for all, religious freedom and love. It's enough to make any neo-con shudder!

Answer 2

Let's take a trip across the Atlantic to Jolly Old England for an analogy.

Far Left Liberal Democrats are like the drunken, dirty, badly-behaved soccer hooligans at Wembly. Conservatives are like the impeccably dressed, well-mannered tennis fans at Wimbledon.

Far Left Liberals are the heavily-tattooed gangsta' rap-listening, overpaid NFL and NBA athletes.

Conservatives are people like Pete Sampras and Tiger Woods.

Far Left Liberals are people with a severely damaged psyche like Al Franken, while Conservatives are people who made something of themselves, like Arnold Schwarzenneger.

Let the Liberals get the White House, and they'll believe the solution to the Middle East crisis is to hold hands with the terrorists and sing Kumbaya.

Answer 3

I do have to give the Republicans credit for not attending the minority debate in SC...I applaud them for finally giving up on the facade that they care about minorities.

Answer 4

New democrats live vicariously through their parents.

Most move away from home upon turning 35 or getting married.
Don't pay rent.
Don't cook their own meals.
Think rubbers are for wearing on your feet in the rain.
Continue their education until each grant is sucked dry from the 'lifted' soc. sec. #'s from gramps and grams.

Answer 5

Yep!!