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Me and my fiancee have been having an argument and I need your help clear up the issue.


I say that Saran Wrap and a rubberband is just as good as a name brand condom, or even dipping it in latex paint and using a hair dryer. She disagrees.

Who's right?

2007-09-24 07:25:45 · 37 answers · asked by ? 5 in Pregnancy & Parenting Pregnancy

DANG!!! If youre just gonna say she is right, then Im not going to take your advice!! COME ON!!! Someone has to see it my way!!!!!!

2007-09-24 07:47:26 · update #1

Daniel's woman - I may be stupid, I may be wrong - but at least I dont label myself as a piece of another person's property!

2007-09-24 07:49:01 · update #2

37 answers

No no no, what you want to do is just sterilize your willie by holding it over a naked flame for three minutes.

2007-09-24 07:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Scumspawn 6 · 13 0

Most of the denominations out there started when one person grasped one essential truth about or from scripture. This person started teaching others and tried to help people to see what they saw. This person would soon acquire a following of people, wanted or not. Eventually this person died or was killed. The group of followers soon organized and based on the one truth the original person found, they built an entire doctrine around. WE now have a denomination, for good or worse.

2016-05-17 10:48:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Why use saran wrap and a rubber band? I've been pretty lucky just using one of those zipper sandwich bags and zippering it up close to the shaft. *shrug*.. I guess I'd never thought of the saran wrap thing before!!

2007-09-24 08:15:55 · answer #3 · answered by nixity 6 · 3 0

I learned on the history channel that people used to use an animal bladder and a piece of twine to serve the purpose of a condom.

2007-09-24 07:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Hahahaha. Stupid. Spend the $5 on a box of condoms and have a nice night.

If you're truly OK with tying a rubberband around your penis, then you go right ahead. If you don't want to have a baby, I suggest you use a condom.

2007-09-24 07:29:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

She's sooooo right. I think you need a refresher couse on sex-ed. But I did read somewhere that if you use diet coke as lube it'll kill more sperm than regular, since they'll get through the seran wrap.

2007-09-24 08:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by Bird Flippin' 7 · 1 0

I think you're right, but I believe a balloon is better shaped for the job. Good luck, have fun testing your theory and hope that people on this board will get a sense of humor!

2007-09-24 07:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Primordial Soup 4 · 6 0

you're overcomplicating, too. Just use the elastic band, it'll squeeze it so nothing will come out. You can save the saran wrap, too. See? It's that simple.

2007-09-24 07:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 4 0

I'd agree, So-crates. Only problem is that they don't make rubberbands large enough to wrap around the circumference of The Nolte's junk.

2007-09-24 07:46:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 10 1

Is it the press n' seal wrap or regular? That makes a difference, ya know!

LMAO@Nolte

2007-09-24 08:04:11 · answer #10 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4 0

You are. You should totally dip you penis in latex paint. It is the exact same thing. Good Luck

2007-09-24 07:30:01 · answer #11 · answered by Cash, Gage and Jax's Mom 4 · 14 0

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