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I told someone I was having trouble fixing a corrupted partition because Linux kept mounting it as read-only and they asked if it might help if I tried it on a Mac.
2007-09-24 06:36:59
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answered by that_guy 5
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Nothing ridiculous today (yet), but the other day I was waiting in line with groceries, and like 4 people asked me if I was in line to be checked out... I was like, "No, I just like to hold armfuls of produce and hang out near a grocery checkout stand...here's youir sign!"
2007-09-24 06:34:09
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answered by fizzygurrl1980 7
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My son's things are as always,set to go for school this morning.So he gets all ready,and since I'm taking my time doing my morning things,he lays down on the couch to watch TV.
He is a walk to school kid,not a"mummy I need a ride'' guy,so I just figure he's long gone.
So I get to the kitchen for a coffee,and he's hustling to put on his vest and hat??
"Mom,why didn't you wake me up this morning?!Now I'm going to be late!!"
I just said''Good luck with that!...Bye!" :):)
2007-09-24 06:44:05
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answered by t_blond_chick 7
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I work in a day care so today I realized my boss changed my schedule on Friday and he didn't tell me; so today in the morning ( monday) I didn't know in which class I was supposed to be so I called my boss and asked him in which classroom was I needed. He said he had no idea and that I picked the class I wanted.
2007-09-24 06:36:45
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answered by rocio 5
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that the power company has to cut down my last cedar tree in the front yard, but he couldn't provide any proof that he was from them....I think he wanted the cedar wood. I kicked him off my property and told him to contact a lawyer and I would do the same thing.
2007-09-24 06:34:39
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answered by ♥STREAKER♥©℗† 7
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My mom told me that my younger brother, who is a sleepwalker, was sleepwalking the other night and was calling out my name looking for me. I haven't lived at home for quite sometime and live about an hour away from my parents. I thought it was pretty funny.
2007-09-24 06:33:05
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answered by Anonymous
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"How do you change the printer cartridge in this printer?"
This coming from a lady who has been in government for 17 years as an administrative assistant.
REDIC
2007-09-24 06:45:39
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answered by OMGWTFBBQ 2
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While I was walking to work this morning, these guys pulled over and said, "Hey, hey, hey baby! Need a ride?"
Why must guys do that? Maybe if they asked me in a more polite manner, I would have accepted.
2007-09-24 06:32:54
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answered by Crazy Julie 3
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a friend that i had not seen or heard of for abt 9 months knocks on my door asking for help..can you belive it had not even bothered to call to say hello or answer her phone for 9 months but now needs me........oh well me being me went ahead and helped....so that's the very ridiculous thing that happened and was said to me.....
2007-09-24 06:39:11
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answered by ninnaluv 3
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My hubby said we can't goto Universal Studio's! Ok, maybe that is not ridiculous so much as sad!
2007-09-24 06:34:23
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answered by Anonymous
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